Most Amusing Horse Names?

A beautiful bay TB called 'Fluffy'

A woman and my polo club has two ponies... called 'Lettuce' and 'Tomato' (I kid you not)

My friend has four ponies: 'Tree', 'Nons', 'Sticky' and 'Florence'

The owners of the polo club's favourite horse is called 'Machine'

Another polo pony called 'Hulk'

Loads of argy ponies have funny names...

Cucaracha - Cockroach
Linda - Pretty
Bocha - Bowl
Gato - Cat
Pata - Leg
Gemelo - Twin
Nino - Boy
Clavito - Pin

My two are

Rubia - Blonde
Aviador - Airplane Pilot

Another friends are called Corsica and Sickatrees
 
Puck - but only because I talk to my horses alot, his showname was Midsummer and I was pulled up in the SJ ring twice for 'using inappropriate language' when talking to him! I then had to explain I wasn't swearing but my horses name just sounded like a swear word!
 
my lad is called danny, race name oh danny boy. that is friggin annoying when he goes into the ring and he gets sung at.:rolleyes:

I'm keeping danny as his stable name but since he's recently cost me an arm and a leg his show name (obv not affiliated!) will be 'In the Red' which is where he's put me money wise!!

also, when he was with his prev owner (good friend of mine) she was booking him and another horse in. The woman asked 'name' my friend replies 'anna' (for other horse) and my lovely friend rudey muttered 'the spanner' and the woman started putting that down! then for danny rudey muttered 'the fanny' and my friend realised and had to stop her. I would've howled if i'd heard that be tannoyed in! :D
 
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