Most embarrassing thing your dog did whilst out for a walk?

jumping out of lake, running up muddy embankment and shaking right in front of woman who passing wearing immaculate white linen pants.... whoops, sorry :rolleyes:
 
I walk my neighbours lab for them - He is a proper big lump and always wants to play with other dogs, problem is he has two ways of playing, he likes to either hump other dogs or if he can't do that he likes to pee on them - After a rather unfortunate incident with a an elderly westie where he did both I now tend to go where I can be fairly sure not to meet another dog:o
 
B once 'helped' some treasure hunters with metal detectors at the beach.

Bless him, he was so proud....

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Mine normally 'forgets' recall when he see another dog, bounds off to say hello then won't let me catch him. :mad::p:rolleyes:

The most embarassing ime however was when getting ready to go out for a walk. My hubby went to the car to get something, leaving door slightly open while I'm sorting Blue's collar. Hound legs it out the door (slipping collar), just as police woman is leaving next door's house (neighbour hood watch, nothing bad). Cue hound bounding over to her, jumping up and being a pest. :eek:I was mortified! If that was not bad enough, she went to get into her police car and he jumped in. Oh the shame!:o:o:o

My hubby manages to grab him out the car and I carry Blue back into the house, with both of us appologising perfusely.

Thankfully the police woman was lovely and did not mind at all, she quite liked him. I was terrified about getting into trouble for not having a collar on him at that time, assulting a police officer or damaging police property!

Needless to say, the door is now never left ajar and I always make sure Blue is secured when I'm doing his collar.
 
The day my bull terrier decided to follow a jogger home and I was standing at the bottom of the hill shouting and doing that "any minute now he'll come back" and he didnt. I had to give chase to a man that was obviously training to do a marathon up a hill and he wasnt going to stop. I dont know what was worse - the dog following him or me sweating, unable to speak and at colapsing point when I caught up with them. And my mastif x lurcher puppy stealing a childs cuddly tiger out of her hands at Bramham Horse trials and I had to hand it back after wiping the slobber of it, this was just before we distracted a rather posh chap having his picknick and his doberman stole his porkpie out of his hand and I got the "look" like it was the puppy's fault! We had to laugh though!
 
BS, my old bitch used to jump into randomer's cars, she loved going for drives :o scared the shite out of many a villager :p and also liked to ride on the roundabout in the play park, I imagine health and safety rules would preclude that now :p

Oh and Orionstar, B bogged off after a jogger about a year/year and a half ago, I ran full pelt after him, in my head, already agreeing to have him put down :o so I asked 'did he touch you?' and the guy said 'no, he was just running along beside me wagging his tail' :o I was still mortified, you wouldn't want that ^^^ bombing up to you at speed :o
 
Ohhhh Henry did that once too - went running up to some randomer's car and leapt in - and he was filthy too:o

It sounds like I am playing Embarassing Dog Top Trumps, but I swear he has done all these things and more to me:o

Also, he once started humping a (male) spaniel, which was in turn humping a (male) lab, like some kind of x-rated canine conga line:eek: The lab just looked very long-suffering:o
 
Walking in a park in Dublin and for some reason there is a camera crew and a load of people in massive womble suits. :confused: No idea! Anyway, one decided it would be an idea to come and say hello, Tink was still in her nervous weeing stage... rolled on her back, peed, crapped and then proceeded to roll around it in whimpering as this stupid Womble apologised and shuffled away!
 
LMAO at these, I dontfeel to embarrassed now.
Lol at B and that hole, he looks very proud of himself:D
I knew there would be some funny henry stories:D and the ******** on the cothes........classic:D
 
We were out on a walk once when we encountered the local rambling group, 20+ people or so who do a number of circular walks around the town every week. Dax decides this is an opportune time to stop for a crap. :rolleyes:

Fair enough, I'm there wielding a bag and good-naturedly eyerolling at the passing ramblers, "they don't half pick their moments" type of thing, and she finishes up.

Only she doesn't, because she'd been eating grass the day before and some of it has got stuck. She's scooting around on the grass with these shitey strands of long grass hanging out of her bum, frantically spinning round trying to get at it, me with a plastic bag on my hand panicking and eventually having to grasp the pooey grass strands and pull them out of her bum.

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Spudlet said:
Also, he once started humping a (male) spaniel, which was in turn humping a (male) lab, like some kind of x-rated canine conga line:eek: The lab just looked very long-suffering:o
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They are all brilliant but this made me howl!

I was walking a friends dog (cocker spaniel) down the local beach many years ago when he made a beeline for a fisherman's lunch and ate it. If that wasn't bad enough to add insult to injury as the man gave me a *******ing the dog then pee'd up his leg :eek:
 
I had a GSD with a very dodgy tummy and as I was living in a gardenless flat at the time taking her out first thing was crutial. I uses to whizz across the road into the field at 90 mph plus but one day did not make it and she left a pool of liquid poo in the middle of the road. I always carried a bag of sawdust and a kiddie sand spade as her poo was non pick upable so duly dropped some sawdust on the poo and legged it into the field intending to pick up the poo patty on the way back, early morning, quiet road etc, etc. Got back to find a car had run through the poo and squirted it over a passing cyclist who was attempting to clean pebbledashed poo off his legs and nearly vomiting at the same time.

I regret to say I sympathised profoundly, joined him in seriously slagging off irresponsible dog owners and offered him a pack of wet wipes which he gratefully received. I did feel a bit awful for ages after but I think he may have pulled my head off if he'd known I was the guilty party! :)
 
Bryony is like a fricken steam roller, and when she gets going there is no stopping her. She bowled into me at a hundred miles an hour, causing me to go flying, letting go of Tysons long line as I went. Tys took full opportunity of his new found freedome and fecked off into the woods rather quickly. I heard screams and a few stiffled laughs and was barely on my feet again when Bryony took off after him and disappeared from view too. I headed in the general direction of the noise and eventually found Bryony running around a family of 4 in circles with cheese sandwiches hanging out of her floppy mouth.. and Tyson rolling around on his back, covered in crisps, in the centre of their picnic rug doing excited wee wee's and howling like demented wolf.
Then I couldn't catch him... chassed him round for ages, etc etc. Lucky he had his long line still attached or I'd never have got him back I dont think.
Needless to say one very pissed off family had their picnic ruined and we're no longer welcome over that side of Friday Woods :(
 
walking through our village and a load of people outside the pub , one of those i dont want to walk past them moments but had to, all started laughing and looking at me didnt have a clue why until i looked at the dog trotting next to me with a babies dummy in his mouth :) he had nicked it of the floor somewhere.


gizmo peed up my brother when he was first starting to cock his leg up lol and ive had one on the field do it to me whilst i saw sitting on the grass.
 
My rottie once pinched a purse from a womans hand and then brought it to me - I told him he had to be subtle about these things :eek::D

All my dogs do perfect sits in front of anybody who has treats.

My little JRT used to sneak off at shows to 'share' food that any kids had, she ate one end while they had the other.

My older JRT caught a rabbit in front of a family who were on a Sunday afternoon walk which caused a huge row between the parents as Mum thought Dad should rescue the (already dead!) bunny while the kids had hysterics.

The rottie used to do excitement wees on peoples feet when he was a pup.
He has also jumped on a courting couple :o He licked the blokes ear apparently...

My dear departed staffie could rob food from hands while walking without even breaking stride - ice creams were a favourite.

Shamefully, I could go on...
 
blackcob said:
We were out on a walk once when we encountered the local rambling group, 20+ people or so who do a number of circular walks around the town every week. Dax decides this is an opportune time to stop for a crap. :rolleyes:

Fair enough, I'm there wielding a bag and good-naturedly eyerolling at the passing ramblers, "they don't half pick their moments" type of thing, and she finishes up.

Only she doesn't, because she'd been eating grass the day before and some of it has got stuck. She's scooting around on the grass with these shitey strands of long grass hanging out of her bum, frantically spinning round trying to get at it, me with a plastic bag on my hand panicking and eventually having to grasp the pooey grass strands and pull them out of her bum.

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Yep had that one- only Dex wouldnt let me pull em out so walked the whole way home scooting his butt along the floor, and spinning in circles. :o
 
Sadly we no longer have a dog anymore but can sympathise with all the embarrassing stories - too true, animals can bring you down to earth with a huge bump.

Am sitting in work silently laughing with tears running down my face - these are brilliant.
 
There were scouts camping in the country park where we walk and Pads smelt the brekkie cooking before I did.

Cue Benny Hill music as I chased him round the tents just avoiding going arse over tit on the guyropes :eek: He managed to nab a sausage (unfortunately not a comedy string of them :D) before pissing up 2 tents and making his escape.

By the time I caught up with him, red faced and sweating, he was sitting down like butter wouldn't melt - licking ketchup off his chops :p
 
Can I just say, I am not happy with you lot. You have all made out Henry to be the Arch-Picnic Raider, but I see that actually, he is not alone in this little foible and it's just that none of you lot 'fessed up when I needed moral support. I feel bullied:mad::mad:

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ROFLMAO I do love that pic:D:o:D It's the approaching hand of doom that gets me:D

Ahem but no, wait, I've still fallen out with you lot:mad: Don't think you can get round me by posting incriminating pics of one small food-related indiscretion:eek::p
 
Spudlet said:
Can I just say, I am not happy with you lot. You have all made out Henry to be the Arch-Picnic Raider, but I see that actually, he is not alone in this little foible and it's just that none of you lot 'fessed up when I needed moral support. I feel bullied:mad::mad:

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Sorry :(

I kept my picnic raiding story on the down low for fear of being lynched at having an uncontrollable Bryony dog off lead :o

..She's normally so good these days :rolleyes:
 
Orry our old lab, when he was alot younger (10 years younger!!) my friend was walking through the park.. and she stopped to answer her mobile. He crept up behing her, jumped up, locked his paws round her waist and proceeded to try humping her :eek:
 
I was walking my lab along a river bank and all of a sudden she shot off and ran down the bank to an angler sat there. She scoffed his lunch and his bait before either of us knew what she was doing.

So embarassing, luckily he saw the funny side.

Jane
 
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