My lurcher Alf outdid himself in the revolting stakes today but before I tell anyone what he did I'd like to hear some other stories please - just incase I'm the only one with a dog this gross!
Yeah that's gross enough!! Alf ate all the bones which were meant to be shared with the other 2 dogs yesterday which gave him the runs, he then crapped all over the house overnight and this afternoon went into the garden and ate what he'd managed to save for the morning and regurgitated it all over my sofa next to the man who was waiting to be paid after fixing my central heating. Ahh...the joys of dog ownership!!!
! That's bad! Our old dog used to have a nervous stomach, and if we left him too long he would poop over the kitchen floor. Trouble was it would be really, really liquid and he would move around doing it
. Plus floor was riven slate so lots of crags and crannies to clean it out of.
Worse time was when OH got up very early one morning and went down to the kitchen in the dark, and dog had done liquid doo-doos all over the floor. OH didn't bother turning the light on and walked straight into it! Took ages for him to get all the poo out from between his toes
Mothers mongrel stole form the bin and ended up "evacuatin at both ends"- NOT pleasent!
Same dong has a taste for horse poo,bad enough but she always wants to lick you after a mouthfull
had a rottweiler gaurd dog bit of a maneater, got into the bins and was running round with a mouthfull of used tampons......hope non of you were eating your tea lol
When I was potty-training my daughter 8 years ago, I bought her a miniature toilet potty ; exact replica of a big toilet. Anyway I put out in the garden so that as she ran around if she needed to go then all she had to do was run to the little toilet and if she had an accident it didn't matter as she was outside.
One day, she came running in VERY excited and happy waffling on and pointing telling me she had done a poo!! She was soo clever and took me to show me her poo in her little toilet.........we walked out to the garden to see my collie licking her lips....no poo left in the loo!!
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Yeah that's gross enough!! Alf ate all the bones which were meant to be shared with the other 2 dogs yesterday which gave him the runs, he then crapped all over the house overnight and this afternoon went into the garden and ate what he'd managed to save for the morning and regurgitated it all over my sofa next to the man who was waiting to be paid after fixing my central heating. Ahh...the joys of dog ownership!!!
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Oh im soooo sorry but I have just LMFAO and nearly wet myself!!!!
I took my doberman out for the day, long drive, blazing hot summers day and she shat all over the boot of the car. I was'nt in a position to clean it, so it baked all day and I had to drive home with the windows down.
A friends lab jumped into my car, was sick and my rotti jumped in and eat it. I was nearly sick watching it.
My rotti somehow managed to eat a lot of alfa alfra (we did,nt know at time) came in the kitchen with her tummy hanging to the floor and it was coming out both ends, it looked like elephant turds. A trip to the vets for a two day stay and she was ok.
My doberman tried to sit on my knee on the settee to give birth and I nearly fainted. I had to go to bed as I cant deal with that sort of thing and hubby took over.
My little doberman fell in the swimming pool when it was minus 2 and guess who had to dive in to save her!!! (despite the surrounding area being dog proofed)
My mums whippet never fails to amuse me and my lavatorial sense of humor. she once ate a packet of strepcils (lille thief) and at the same time managed to get herself shut in my sisters bedroom, so se coulnt get outside for a poo. She proceded to projectile S**T all over a big full length mirror, there wasnt a drop on the floor, it was so bizare, I thought it was hilarious.
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So, we are all waiting for your post, what has he done?
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4th posting from the top. He outdid himself later on when I went to bed and found yet MORE sicked up poo all over my bed! The whole lot, duvet and everything, went in the wheelie bin.