Most ridiculous horse names you've come across....??

[056775]

For me has to be Ethel and Margret - both owned by same woman!

 

[Britestar]

I used to know a Nigel and a Philip. Ace names.

 

[poops]

Banana & Scooter

 

[flump]

Mr tiddles! Suited him though!

 

[RCP Equestrian]

FP...short for Fat Pig

 

[kerrieberry2]

We were given our Shetties last yr. they are named Jeremy and truly scrumptious

 

[FfionWinnie]

I knew a Yellow once and bought one called Sheera Celeste (changed it to Shantih, next owner changed it to Gem).

 

[TrasaM]

Bobo !!! Ok maybe if a pony but it was 16hh

 

[Liviaa'x]

Boogie, Brandy, Popeye, Stella, Teeko.. funniest ive heard!

 

[stencilface]

Last horse was called Duncan, current horse is called Norman.....

My second pony was Poppin, and before him I had one on loan called Stanley...

My mum had a Yogi Bear

 

[BBH]

Snake.

There is a girl who writes for one of the horse mags with a horse call Snake. Makes me shiver everytime I read it.

 

[BBH]

Last horse was called Duncan, current horse is called Norman.....

Norman is fabulous

 

[ossy]

I know a Brian and Donald.

At the other end of the scale a livery at my old yard had J.low and Orlando Bloom.

 

[shannonandtay]

Last horse was called Duncan, current horse is called Norman.....

My second pony was Poppin, and before him I had one on loan called Stanley...

My mum had a Yogi Bear

Have to agree Norman and Duncan are great names

 

[056775]

Loving Norman and Brian!

Sure she had some other crazy names...

Not a horse but know "Sandra" the dog

 

[stencilface]

Norman is fabulous

He thinks so too! Esp when he refuses to let go of his feed bucket and bats me round the face with it - or at least tries too

I used to work for a showjumper who rode a Roger and a Trevor - Roger is now owned (I think still) by someone on here (and incidentally is an allround ace horse )

 

[shmoo]

Poogle - nasty beasty, he bit me !

 

[Enfys]

Belgian Draft cross, built like the proverbial brick outhouse, named "Scamper" another purebred draft called "Bambi"

 

[Coblover63]

Our local vet physio, Emma Dainty, has a horse called Dangerous Dave....

 

[katiey]

At a yard where i used to work there was a tb that came in and he was called Bin! Who would name a horse Bin? bless him was such a sweetheart.

 

[nosenseofdirection]

Shrek. He isn't even green...

 

[windand rain]

Salt and Pepper pepper is fine but salt is a bit odd
Daftest were the Teletubby names at the local riding school
Dipsey Tinkywinky, Lala and Po
But the kids loved them

 

[ElleSkywalker]

TrasaM was Bobo a big chestnut?

I have a Neville (a mare) & a Spartacus

 

[SillySausage]

Knew a Simon, funnily enough suited him down to the ground.

My auntie has a Tyson which I really dislike - shame as he's very cute!

 

[056775]

Can Rodney count? The horse in the stable next t mine is Rodney which I think is cute although happens to be the name of my boyfriend!!!!!

I call them big Rodney (he's 16hh odd clydsdale x) and Little Rodney (BF) - think he would beat me if he found out!

 

[Enfys]

Bert and Ernie

 

[Elsiecat]

I once owned a pony called Sally-Anne . That turned into 'sal' which eventually became 'Susie.'

 

[Tinsel Town]

Babe.
**** (IT for short)

 

[KVH]

Keyhole.

 

[Billabongchick]

Derrick. He was ace despite his fuddy duddy name; a polo pony in NZ and I wanted to bring him home with me!