Most ridiculous horse names you've come across....??

Hilarious! Bummer has to be the worst - though we did once look at horse owned by a dealer friend of ours who was called 'wooden spoon' because they couldn't sell her - happily though when they did her new owners gave her a better name. I think my horses name Frenchy is pretty daft but I know there is at least one other as its owner is on the forum. Though I think hers is a mare.
 
I think Human names are very subjective - you either love or Hate them. personally I don't care for them But I have owned Luke, Peggy-Sue, Oliver, Harry, Jessica and Robin so I seem to have collected them. Only Non human names I have owned are Cautivo (meaning Captive so not a lovely name either) and Frenchy ... Best pony name I knew was a little back welsh type with 4 white socks who was called 007 (so cool!)
 
Was looking at entries for riding club festival and seen a horse called " f€&k your honda cvic I have a horse out side" after a song a band (of sorts) had one time.
 
Years ago we bought a 5 year old sports horse mare for me to do BS on who didn't have a registered name so the whole family wrote one down and we drew it out of a hat. Ended up with my mums choice 'Milly Molly Mandy'. I used to be so embarrassed when they read it out over the load speaker though its not half as bad as many on here
 
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I was once sent a pony to back who was called Ira needless to day me being 14yo me decided to nickname her Bomber ... That was before I even sat on the thing and by heck it could torpedo you from the saddle at some rate of knots!
 
My current share horse is called Fugly, and he's not ugly at all and his show name is nothing to do with being ugly either so i'm not sure where the name came from :)
 
I have had a horse, called CAT! (Current one is Jay).

Also a NS Sherlock (no *****!).

Had an Effel and George too.

Work or worked with with Hoover, Colin, Eric, Edward, Spotty, Hal the Stal (gelding, but he believes his own press), Elsie, Grey-nuts, Bella, Paddy Poo Pants and Duncan.
 
We have 40 year old Goldie who may have been palomino once but is now definitely white.

And a TB/eventer whose registered name is Rookie....he is black however!
 
When I purchased my 2 YO, her paddock name was Sparkle. Not a hope that that was ever going to stick - she has been Maggie ever since.

The worse I have ever seen or heard is DonQui 'Ish.
 
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