My days may be numbered

[Auslander]

Look at that face!

 

[Trouper]

Well if you will starve him.......!!

 

[Auslander]

Well if you will starve him.......!!

He's clearly wasting away, isn't he!!

 

[J&S]

What did you do?!

 

[Widgeon]

Are you wearing a hat and body protector? I hope so. Sleep in them too if at all possible

 

[Auslander]

What did you do?!

At breakfast time, I separated him from all the horses he lives with - except the only one who he cant bully off its hard feed! He has beaten up pretty much every horse on the yard now, despite them all being 3 times his size!

 

[Fluffypiglet]

That’s a cute but very cross pony! ??

 

[Auslander]

That’s a cute but very cross pony! ??

He's not very cute when he's all teeth and heels at breakfast time! I cant even chase him off as he would happily kick me!

 

[PinkvSantaboots]

He looks very angry ?

 

[Rumtytum]

Resting Murder Face ?

 

[dorsetladette]

clearly plotting your demise!

 

[Barton Bounty]

Good grief hes pissed ??? please dont turn your back ???

 

[Baywonder]

Oh dear. Time for a very long holiday methinks......?

 

[AntiPuck]

Hire a bodyguard immediately!

 

[Annagain]

I'd put your affairs in order. Is your will up to date?

.........although I wouldn't put it past him to have faked a new one leaving all the food to him.

 

[Mrs. Jingle]

My goodness he is the image of a pony my boys had as kids - and it was not just equally grumpy looking. He was a mean minded little pig face that would regularly show them the art of flying through the air at speed, either that or learn to stick to a rather interesting ride, that's for sure! He got fat on fresh air too, without being offensive it looks like your little demon does too! ?

 

[ElleSkywalkingintheair]

You will be missed ?

 

[Auslander]

My goodness he is the image of a pony my boys had as kids - and it was not just equally grumpy looking. He was a mean minded little pig face that would regularly show them the art of flying through the air at speed, either that or learn to stick to a rather interesting ride, that's for sure! He got fat on fresh air too, without being offensive it looks like your little demon does too! ?

NO offence taken - he's affectionately(ish) referred to as Fat B+++ard! I have no idea how he maintains his avoirdupois, as he gets nothing!

 

[meleeka]

I’m not surprised he looks cross. You can’t just come between a belly like that and food and not suffer the consequences.

 

[Merrymoles]

Gives a whole new level to giving someone "the evils"

 

[Auslander]

I'm not sure what happened overnight, but he stayed half way down the field watching the girls eating their breakfast, rather than piling in! Looks like someone has had a quiet word!

 

[blitznbobs]

He’s definitely plotting something!

 

[misst]

He has made my day! Priceless expression.

 

[MidChristmasCrisis]

I’ve just caught up with this post..wowser what a face! Hope you ve made it to Friday Aus!

 

[ponynutz]

Was about to say I think it's time you write a will but sounds like you're out of danger

 

[Auslander]

I'm still alive, but I had to move the gremlins back into their own paddock, because he was getting more and more full of himself! He is happy at the moment, as there are a few blades of grass in there, but he will be fuming when he realises that there will be no more hard feeds within reach!

 

[Roasted Chestnuts]

He looks a sod ???

Best of luck, he and I would clash immensely I’d imagine I can sense the similar attitude ???

 

[COldNag]

Oh blinking heck.
Have you taken out a funeral plan?
It's been a blast. We'll miss you!

 

[Fleece Navidad]

Glad to see you're still alive. Hope once he realised feeds are out of reach you can settle things again! If you have any tips on how to appease angry ponies, I may need them, I washed the grey one today (full wash including face, no pictures of him while soggy in case it furher exacerbated things).

 

[Auslander]

I now dont feel entirely safe in my own garden!