china
Well-Known Member
i would just email them back and saying im sorry my client has pulled out of the sale, sorry to waste your time and decline the money with pay pal.
Me me me - email already sent
Sales of clients strangulated horse
From:
Finge Stucke <fingestucke@yahoo.com>
Add to Contacts
To: danielan060@gmail.com
Dear Sir
I am the esteemed and very very important trainer of the strangulated horse you are currently offering to buy.
I have a few questions.
Please tell me exactly where this horse is going to be kept. I require a detailed photograph of his hutch
Please confirm that you are of a sufficient level of riding (particularly if you can perform dussage) and provide a photograph of you performing the said dussage movements.
Please also provide details of the diet you will feed this horse on and confirm that you will not feed him bakened beans, he simply must never be given bakened beans, his preferred diet is cannelloni.
I have received authorisation for you to send the money to me at the following address:
Herr Finge Stucke
Ellyturd Farm Fertiliser Plant
Wherethefarewe Road
Ellifino
South Wales
Alternatively, you can forward a bankers order straight to my bank
Grabbit & Run
110 Cluckandsqueak Road
Iweetoomuch
South Wales
I look forward to hearing from you
Maestro Herr Finge Stuck, M.B.E, F.O.R.D. V.W
Herr Finge Stucke is most upset that he has not replied to my email
However, look what has just landed in my spam box:
Hello,
I work in the Audit department of a bank. A client of mine died seven years ago, Kenya plane crash and he has a total of US$27.7M left in his account. And no one knows about the funds, the strategy is to use my influence to approve the funds to you, if you are interested forward your names and cell Phone/fax, profession, age and country so I can contact you on. My client name is Dr. George Brumley, you can confirm. http://wwwsptimes.com/2003/07/21/Worldandnation/12_Americans_die_in_K.shtml
Thank You,
Mr.M. Delikane
how did you find the link to the pictures Miss Marple
My mum gets loads at her work email (she is a professor at Edinburgh uni!) and she likes to spend her time fowarding them all on to each other which im sure confuses them no end!
Very amusing thread, Reminds me of how excited I was (as a female) to get an email telling me I could get a penis extension really cheaply....... what a bargain!