My next equine project horse

Love said:
Beautiful beautiful photos!
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Excuse me, this is my story, all those women are just imposters, that Alice is just a tartlet and as for the big black bird she is just a moody monster of a mother in law.

Admittedly, her who must be obeyed does have a knack for patching up waifs and strays but I am by far the most handsome of all her projects.

Ted is seeking legal advice at the moment, he has found out that Alice is remaining on the dole for another year but he is to commence work. His mobile is on fire with calls from ACAS, the GMB, Unison and The Thoroughbred Rehabilitation Centre. I think he might have told a few fibs to the latter organisation ! his CV was returned from Paul Nicholls marked no suitable positions available, apparently their milk comes from Tesco not on a horse drawn dray.

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Lovely photos! Alice was a stunning foal, wasn't she?

My rising 3 yo seems to vary between being fugly or quite decent at different times in the same day! She was so ugly at birth that the stud were extremely keen that I should take mare and foal home asap! Alas for them, they stayed on for two more months, as I was having the arena built at home. I think that they hid them in the furthest field.....

Alice's mum looks so different in the two pics.

ETA cross posted. Ted looks well and truly up for starting work. Not :D!
 
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AdorableAlice said:
Excuse me, this is my story, all those women are just imposters, that Alice is just a tartlet and as for the big black bird she is just a moody monster of a mother in law.

Admittedly, her who must be obeyed does have a knack for patching up waifs and strays but I am by far the most handsome of all her projects.
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Sorry Ted! You are very handsome it has to be said.
 
Tell Ted he can come to me, if he wants to consult ACAS. I used to be a conciliator for them and I think that I can still remember how to sort a dispute. I will however need him for a few months to make sure I know his side of the story in great detail
 
Today I have been privileged to met Ted, Alice and Martha! Well they are a lovely trio! Ted is huge but such a softie, Alice a real sweetie and Martha is just pretty and a lovely stamp! Also great to meet AA again and of course Trudie who was very much sitting on the fence or should that be the partition of the stable! Very unladylike dear...
 
Highlands said:
Today I have been privileged to met Ted, Alice and Martha! Well they are a lovely trio! Ted is huge but such a softie, Alice a real sweetie and Martha is just pretty and a lovely stamp! Also great to meet AA again and of course Trudie who was very much sitting on the fence or should that be the partition of the stable! Very unladylike dear...
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Highlands, you missed out the fight to worm Alice and the bad language ! Trust Alice to let me down when we have visitors.

I have news.......the dreaded six month post treatment scan results at long last.........NORMAL. What a relief.
 
AdorableAlice said:
Highlands, you missed out the fight to worm Alice and the bad language ! Trust Alice to let me down when we have visitors.

I have news.......the dreaded six month post treatment scan results at long last.........NORMAL. What a relief.
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That is wonderful news indeed! Hope the coloured girlie is also being good... As for Alice well, it was more like no non nope not tonight mother, I don't want it..., Ted looked smug and told me HE HAD BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY and not a ginger whinger......
 
Tiddlypom said:
Very wise IMHO.

Would that be a specialist in heavies?
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Yes and understand he is a anxious bag of nerves who tries to please all the time but loses the plot easily.

Ted is once again grounded and I have put parental locks on his ipad. After his evening cuddle and carrot he decided it might be a good idea to hump Alice's mother. Anybody got a bottle of Witch Hazel.
 
Give him Trudie to play with, I have got her boyfriend Ian the inflatable. Currently scarring the neighbours but classic today. Had collegue kids over and Ted ( the child) had to tell the neighbour that Helen had a blow up man... The neighbour looked shocked.
 
Highlands said:
Give him Trudie to play with, I have got her boyfriend Ian the inflatable. Currently scarring the neighbours but classic today. Had collegue kids over and Ted ( the child) had to tell the neighbour that Helen had a blow up man... The neighbour looked shocked.
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Oh, lemsip on the keyboard ! Ted is in love with Daisy but only allowed to send text messages.

Day five of a stinking chest infection for me, I so want to be out in the sun with the horses.
 
Please tell him to keep them clean although we know she's easy.... Poor you re chest infection, horrid for you! Is Ted confused she's coloured? Freddie says typical traddingtons carry cot snatchers, Teds old enough to be your son. So Jeremy
Kyle...
 
Highlands said:
Please tell him to keep them clean although we know she's easy.... Poor you re chest infection, horrid for you! Is Ted confused she's coloured? Freddie says typical traddingtons carry cot snatchers, Teds old enough to be your son. So Jeremy
Kyle...
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Ted is confused full stop !

GP told me most people get sick shortly after finishing treatment. I am fed up, I had improved so much with my fitness, I walked all the way up your hill remember ! I fail to see how I can go from being high as a kite on Sunday to bedridden within 12 hours. Note to self - stop being a self pitying, moaning old moose.
 
AdorableAlice said:
Ted is confused full stop !

GP told me most people get sick shortly after finishing treatment. I am fed up, I had improved so much with my fitness, I walked all the way up your hill remember ! I fail to see how I can go from being high as a kite on Sunday to bedridden within 12 hours. Note to self - stop being a self pitying, moaning old moose.
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Be self pitying .... You deserve to be!
 
AdorableAlice said:
But I want to do things ! struggling to get up the stairs it is ridiculous. No doubt I will fine when it is time to go back to work. Daisy is fine and probably bored.
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Poor you, not coming near Easter Monday as don't want to give you anything else as both sniffing! Will be in touch, sure Ted and Daisy will keep each other amused
 
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