My OH wants to fine me!!!!

[Flibble]

OH has just said that from now on every time I mention Horse, Horse buying or HHO or anything to do with buying a horse I have to put a £1 in a swear jar he even said that the phrase 'Going to try a 'blank'' or theres a 'blank' for sale counts!!

I dont beleive him last year I wanted a new cat and 8 weeks of looking for a new '' eventually broke him dow.n and thats how I got Tiggy at 10 weeks.

What phrase should I use to describe Horse, Horse viewing etc so he wont suspect a thing I cant afford a £1 a time I would owe £250 just for today!!
Sorry about typos I have taken a contact lens out so I can wear it later to watch Olympics (dont tell Eventing and Olympics is £3 a time.)

 

[Smash]

Considering it isn't an actual swear jar, I'd tell him to feck off.

 

[clipclop]

DRESS?
I am going to view lovely looking dress.
I am going to try a dress.
There's a dress for sale
Yes you can blag it.
You can even say "Yes the dress went really well"!!
The dress was a lovely colour
The dress had a nice feel
The dress had wow factor,,,

 

[Flibble]

He might believe me if I said shoes because I nearly always wear jeans or jods

 

[flowerlady]

Tell him your looking at a new house. He may then think a new horse is a cheaper option. Haha

 

[Box_Of_Frogs]

I'd buy him a box of earplugs. 99p in Boots. Partners = a partnership, not a takeover bid!

 

[Flibble]

I have pointed out that the amount of piece and quiet he gets when I get a new horse he should buy it for me!!

 

[Parkranger]

I take it you've met Porridge? Wouldn't she be ideal for you?

 

[jesterfaerie]

I think you should go along with it, soon you will be able to afford a new horse!!!!

 

[Hippona]

Don't mention it- just quietly go out and buy one, and pretend youve had it ages.

 

[woofwoof]

Probably a stupid question, but I'm a bit away with the fairies, and...um... what exactly does 'OH@ stand for?

 

[jesterfaerie]

Other half

 

[woofwoof]

Ta