Mysteries of life you want answered

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So, I don't often mingle with Sun 'readers', tell me, was a US bomber found on Mars?
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Yes I believe that was the head line today...I picked up a copy to read on the train today. I promise Miss, today was the only time I've ever read it! It was quite interesting though, all this talk of empires under the floor boards and bombs on Mars...almost like a work of fiction
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I have another question.
At what stage in a relationship should one buy matching tracksuits and anoraks?
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within 6 months i reckon !!!! your long over due !!! or do you already wear them lol
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All mammals have belly buttons.
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And not true about all horses having innies.....yep I have looked at all of the belly buttons on this farm.
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Why is it that all of the bitches I have ever owned, have 9 teats?

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I put it to you that you can only state that Canadian QH types may have outies....are you sure you didn't get confused with geldings' sheaths?
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One of my cobs has an outie belly button..
 
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Do you get tired of typing

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At the bottom of your posts?

Do you know how a S I G N A T U R E works?

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Typing - no, very well practiced...through work etc, so can type properly and fast.
I know how a signature works, but chose a mountain hair on a snowy alpine slope. Don't you like it?
And my red cross avatar marks me out as an individual, I think. What would you like to see?
Hate to shock you, but I'm not REALLY called Shilasdair in real life either...
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why oh WHY does my cat lick his *ahem* 'bits' when I have people over for dinner.....

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I'd be more interested if the people you had over for dinner licked their ahem bits...
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why oh WHY does my cat lick his *ahem* 'bits' when I have people over for dinner.....

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I'd be more interested if the people you had over for dinner licked their ahem bits...
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Now that WOULD be funny - perhaps I will get my pusscat to run a masterclass...
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WHY IS MY 'CAPS LOCK' STUCK ON?????
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BECAUSE YOU SPILT COFFEE ON THE KEYBOARD ?
NO NEED TO SHOUT!
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MYSTERY SOLVED (I SUSPECT) WILL NOW HAVE TO SPEND AGES RE CLEANING KEYBOARD.........I BLAME YOU S FOR STARTING A FUNNY POST!!!!


P.S. I'M NOT SHOUTING, MY 'CAPS LOCK' IS STUCK ON
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WHY IS MY 'CAPS LOCK' STUCK ON?????
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BECAUSE YOU SPILT COFFEE ON THE KEYBOARD ?
NO NEED TO SHOUT!
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MYSTERY SOLVED (I SUSPECT) WILL NOW HAVE TO SPEND AGES RE CLEANING KEYBOARD.........I BLAME YOU S FOR STARTING A FUNNY POST!!!!


P.S. I'M NOT SHOUTING, MY 'CAPS LOCK' IS STUCK ON
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OR HAVE YOU HAD WEEZY ROUND? WITH HER 'PROBLEM'?
AGAIN, NO NEED TO SHOUT!!!
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Why people ride young, unpredictable animals without a hat on? You only have one head
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Because the one head is incredibly big
 
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Why do Mahoosive spiders only appear when my husband isn't here??

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Because the pixies have trained them to do it
 
OK so who put the massive spider in my room on holiday that I could hear walking? If it was pixies then those welse ones are the worst
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