Mysteries of life you want answered

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OK so who put the massive spider in my room on holiday that I could hear walking? If it was pixies then those welse ones are the worst
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Me! And what are YOU going to do about it eh? Fight? Now! Outside the gates of the forum.
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His medication isn't at quite the right level

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chuckles ..... he'll be after you now!
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It is the vampire i-pod spider with clogs. don't tell me you have never heard of them before? Clickiety-clak de dam doo doo as they make their way to your pilow of an evening to crawl into your ear so they can download the latest tunes for bu**er all?

And if anyone has the sock stealing spider can you please tell it to return me the partners for my 19 lonely socks who are slowly pining? Cheers and thanks!
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It is the vampire i-pod spider with clogs. don't tell me you have never heard of them before? Clickiety-clak de dam doo doo as they make their way to your pilow of an evening to crawl into your ear so they can download the latest tunes for bu**er all?

And if anyone has the sock stealing spider can you please tell it to return me the partners for my 19 lonely socks who are slowly pining? Cheers and thanks!
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I'm starting to think we should call a sock amnesty on these pixies and spiders. If they return them all by sun down tomorrow all will be well. If not....we will declare war
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It's related to the phenomenum of teaspoons disappearing in the dishwasher.

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And the fact that I know I put 5 pairs - and I mean MATCHING pairs - of socks in the washing machine earlier yet only 4 and a half pairs came out.... hmmmm..... *scratches chin*
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Do you think there's a teaspoon/sock/hoofpick portal built into tumble driers and where does it lead to?
And who tumble dries hoofpicks?
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Pixies
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I want to know what makes Shilasdair tick

And DD - you better not say bloody pixies
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His medication isn't at quite the right level S's Facial tick see even the captain is not amused

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He's a she. And I haven't had a speed tick for a year or two now, thanks. Should I put a girly avatar up so you know I'm female?
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Good idea! im sick of all the odd socks!! and spiders

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Let's do it! I'm not sure how we're going to find the pixies and spiders but we can nominate some reconnaissance (sp??? never had to use that word before!) HHOers to go in first and find out.
 
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I want to know what makes Shilasdair tick

BOMB STRAPPED TO HER BACK???

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He doesn't need a bomb! He is quite an old grandfather you know
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A what?? i dont know what that word means!! lmao!!

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People that we don't mind sacrificing who can go in ahead of us (the might get hit with the stolen hoofpicks if they get caught) to find out where the pixies and spiders are, to make sure they dont have any weapons, and to tell us how to go about getting back all of our socks.
 
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Good idea! im sick of all the odd socks!! and spiders

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Let's do it! I'm not sure how we're going to find the pixies and spiders but we can nominate some reconnaissance (sp??? never had to use that word before!) HHOers to go in first and find out.

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On you go, chestnut cob. We're behind you!



(Well behind you)
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