Mysteries of life you want answered

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On you go, chestnut cob. We're behind you!



(Well behind you)
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I think I can just hear you in the distance...running away
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Hpmh. You will never get your socks back if you aren't willing to brave it!
 
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I want to know what makes Shilasdair tick



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A BOMB STRAPPED TO HER BACK???


P.S. I'M NOT SHOUTING, MY 'CAPS LOCK' IS STUCK ON
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WE CAN HEAR YOU! THERE'S NO NEED TO KEEP YELLING AT US!
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He's a she.

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Oh what a big fat fibber you are!!
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LIFE'S LAST MYSTERY............SHILASDAIRS GENDER!!!


P.S. I'M NOT SHOUTING, MY 'CAPS LOCK' IS STUCK ON
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Can she send my tights first please
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No...in the time we have been plotting against the pixies, said pixies have also stolen one leg of both pairs of tights.....

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Dammit
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I thought I was one step closer to getting into your knickers *cries*
 
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Can she send my tights first please
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No...in the time we have been plotting against the pixies, said pixies have also stolen one leg of both pairs of tights.....

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Dammit
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I thought I was one step closer to getting into your knickers *cries*

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Weezy!!! I have just nearly spat wine all over my keyboard!!! LMFAO!
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What I want to know is:

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

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Nooo - have you ever tried to re-ignite a piece of firewood that has already been par-burnt? It is harder to burn it, so maybe they should charge more?

(No offence meant to anyone
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Why does the phone always go when you are in the bath. Why do the birds always, always cr@p on the car once it has been washed, then leave it alone until the next time. Why cant the winning lottery numbers be on the same line instead of spilt over the 2
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What I want to know is:

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

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What happens to the coffins?
 
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Why does the phone always go when you are in the bath. Why do the birds always, always cr@p on the car once it has been washed, then leave it alone until the next time. Why cant the winning lottery numbers be on the same line instead of spilt over the 2
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Don't wash your car
 
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Can she send my tights first please
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If the tights are as big as she says, you'll look like a new born monkey in them anyway.
Go get those spiders!
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Yeah Weezy, go get those spiders
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OK, I am going in - these size 9 feet should be able to squish a few pesky pixies and spiders and I could drown the ones that are hiding or projectile snot on the them and suffocate them
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OK so who put the massive spider in my room on holiday that I could hear walking? If it was pixies then those welse ones are the worst
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Me! And what are YOU going to do about it eh? Fight? Now! Outside the gates of the forum.
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For the record, it's far more fun to hide tomatoes in Sunflower's bed
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OK, I am going in - these size 9 feet should be able to squish a few pesky pixies and spiders and I could drown the ones that are hiding or projectile snot on the them and suffocate them
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They don't stand a chance!!
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Can she send my tights first please
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No...in the time we have been plotting against the pixies, said pixies have also stolen one leg of both pairs of tights.....

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Dammit
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I thought I was one step closer to getting into your knickers *cries*

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Weezy!!! I have just nearly spat wine all over my keyboard!!! LMFAO!
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I have spat tea all over my OH's laptop. Oh well, at least it wasn't his lap.
 
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What I want to know is:

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

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What happens to the coffins?

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They go back to the shop and are sold again of course!
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