Naked man on my hack!

[nofie]

Hahaha!

I was out hacking a few weeks ago and there was a bald man standing right out in the open with his trousers round his ankles, shaking his tackle. I assume he had just had a pee and was drying it, but I couldn't figure out why he didn't just unzip his flies like normal blokes

I didn't know where to look! Funny thing was, there were loads of bushes he could have hid behind instead of exposing himself!

 

[Pedantic]

Yuk, smoked eel and pickled walnuts on show.

Rode past a couple playing hide the sausage last summer at abot 6.00pm, dirty gits left their litter and used condom as it was all still there a week later, lots of people walk past with dogs ect, safe sex, obviously a classy girl

 

[The_snoopster]

Me and my friend got flashed at while we were doing some fencing, the funny thing was when I spotted him and told my mate to have a look she was dumb enough to say to me "ooh does he know there is no nuddie camps around here".

While friend rang the police after I told her "this is a pervert my dear not a naturist", I shouted at him to bog off he then got quite excited and put on a sex show for us. The police caught our pervert after we gave a description being something of a comic scene "well he was pink all over with no body hair at all".

We got quite worried as the local school children were due out to play and would of seen him, he was well known by the police and his antic,s were getting braver and braver, very scarey to think how nasty he would get if not caught.

 

[Louby]

lol, when we were kids out riding in a local park we seen a man walking by naked but wearing tartan knee length socks. I'll never forget it

 

[MiJodsR2BlinkinTite]

Golly some people get all the luck! Wot an eyeful - bullseye you might say. But seriously, do report it to the police coz this sort of behaviour might lead to something else.

 

[m3gan]

I was walking my dog in a park when a 'jogger' overtook us, he was wearing running shorts and trainers with stockings and suspenders!!!!!

 

[dingle12]

We have one down at the fields (calder grove wakefield) he goes walking around alot with just his paper but he does try and stay away from people think he just wants fresh air

 

[indiat]

What you do is, look them up and down and say 'I hadn't realised it was that cold!'

Hahhahaaaaaa!

 

[stroppymare153]

years ago on holiday in Munich, cycling through the park wtih the kids (aged 5 & 7 perhaps) there were DOZENS of naked men just wandering/jogging/cycling round. Clearly normal sunday afternoon behaviour!!!

 

[moses06]

I think I would have stopped for a chat/asked directections etc being I was at a safe distance!! What a perv.......

 

[rangerover]

Hey Kal, did he wipe his bum first? This is quite a thread. Maybe the hat was to stop sunburn or keep his head warm? We had a naked man with a blow-up doll out hunting last season, tucked into a woods up a bye-way! Funny thing, we nearly all live with them but never know anyone who does anything strange! Lol!