Naughty Rox - he's killed a pigeon!

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I got a text this evening from a friend at the yard, I quote,
"Just had a trauma! Rox has just killed a pigeon with his bear hooves! and there was nothing I could do! Bleugh!"

I texted back asking what Rox had done, she replied....
"He just kept pawing at it and kicking it into the air, then it flapped and struggled and he did it again.... think it was a game! Managed to get him away when he started nudging it with his nose... by this time it was broken and no longer looking at me saying 'save me save me'! Think it must have been weak anyway!

It would appear I have one sick and cruel pony! :eek: He's the coloured in my signature! Naughty Rox! :rolleyes: xx :o
 
Oh my god! How horrible. That's how kids these days turn out when their mums are drinking cider all the time lol

(disclaimer- Rudey is not actually a ciderholic... quite :p )

I hope he gets no sweeties tomorrow as punishment. Maybe he needs grounding?
 
LMAO! He is sick!
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To say he bashed it with his hooves first and then touched it with his nose... eeeeeewww!
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Think I will have to wash his face tomorrow now lol! Thanks Somethingorother, somehow I don't think that *disclaimer* will wash lol! :p You are more then welcome to join me on my cider fuelled weekend camping and face painting. God only knows what Rox will get up to whilst I am away. Unless you fancy taking him under your 'sober non-cider' wing for the weekend lol! ;) xx :p :D
 
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i don't think i can handle Rox for a whole weekend lol. Which poor soul is stuck with his psychopathic tendencies?

And thankies for the invite, i'm having a sober weekend with the OH though, he is complaining i've not moved to Bradford yet, despite the fact we might have to move back in a couple of weeks anyways! So i had best go and visit him to shush his moaning up. :D
 
Phah, Bradford, don't go there, come live near me, we have fit post men lol ;) I'm sorting the horses out in the afternoon and then heading off to Brandy Wharf, and will be back the following day probably in the morning! So hopefully, that will give him little time to kill anymore pigeons lol! Danni's Syd once killed a lamb a few years back... must be something to do with Lincolnshire horses - what do we put in our water lol! :p xx :D
 
Good god, well these nut job murdering horses have put me off living near you now lol.
It makes a herd of daft arabs look normal :p

You may come back to find a whole flock of dead birds if you're leaving him to amuse himself for a whole night :/
 
Admittedly after tonights incident with the pigeon, I think it may be wise to avoid shutting him in his stable with the farmers beloved peacocks and chickens anymore - I just couldn't cope with the blood shed, and I'm not just on about the birds blood, I mean mine too when the farmer gets his hands on me lol! ;)

Rox is already in bad books with him anyway - he's pulled the insulating foam off the water pipe at the top of his stable wall. :rolleyes: He then yesterday decided to trash his stable
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, lobbing his tyre bucket around, and for some strange reason, he put his foot in his auto-matic trough - totally unphased, he left it there until I told him off!
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:p I swear to god he was trying to get me hung lol! :eek: :p

Anyway... I don't know how you dare... how on earth can you use 'arabs' and 'normal' in the same sentence?? :confused: :eek: It defies all logic lol! :p xx :D
 
brighteyes said:
I know someone whose pony kills birds regularly - and then eats them...
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My dog does that - almost acceptable, but a pony????? :eek:

My now sadly departed boy made a whole yard of enemies when he killed a duck!

We had put bales of hay around the yard tap in winter to try and prevent it from freezing up and a duck made a nest in it, so we just left bales there.
My naughty Kruger was a Houdini and I forgot to put the clip on the bolt on his door, so he let himself (and several other horses) out.
When I got there in the morning, what was left of the hay bales was strewn over the yard, as were the remains of the duckie and her eggs :(:(:(
 
I was cleaning out my box last week and found a very squished Fledgling Swallow, we have a feeling that it flew inadvertantly into the stall and Mr Vardi Fat Arse lay down on it no hoof prints just very very Flaaaaaaaaaaaat!

I have a phobia about dead birds (Brother stuck a dead Blackbird down the back of my coat when I was 5!) so I ran around the yard screaming like thing posessed and now will only poke tentatively at the bed with a very long fork before going in there.
 
I used to look after a shetland pony who did the exact same thing... with a chicken :|. Crazy things!
 
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