Nawww, so sweet

[soph21]

My OH is so nice, he just made me a coffee, put it on the coffee table and said, ' uh, you look and smell like a tramp'

Thanks!
Ive had a busy day with the ponies, so what?? I couldn't be arsed to get changed

Im not the only one that likes staying dressed like a pikey........






Am I??

 

[charliesarmy]

Nooo not at all..I constantly get told I smell like a stable

sometimes when I havent even been there

 

[Montyforever]

Nope still in yard clothes

But then again when do i wear anything else

 

[gillianfleming]

Nope i am in my pjs and my friend is trying to persuade me to go out.

Its not going to happen

 

[elliegirl12]

Nope

 

[devilwoman]

i'm still in my yard clothes now and i stink of stable and horse - i ave a shower before I get in bed - maybe LOL

 

[soph21]

lol, glad Im not the only one

I never wear decent clothes, daily routine 8.45am, drop child to school, drop OH to work on a smelly farm, go straight up horses, feed, poo pick, ride/long rein/lunge/handle, whichever fits requirements, hay, water them all.
get home about 12-1pm, coffee, fag HHO. 3pm pick child up, go back up horses, feed, water, poo pick cuddles and kisses

Then 5pm pick OH up, come home cook tea, and more HHO

Oh what an exciting life eh?!

 

[mrgoop]

I got told i stank of piss the other day and i hadn't even been near the horse

maybe time to consider tena ladies

So much easier to be single then it doesn't upset anyone when you stink

I had a meeting at work once, when i came out, i went to the loo, looked in the mirror and had spiders web and hay in my hair

said to the boss "why didn't you tell me?"
"You always look like that" was the reply

 

[hadfos]

Absolutely not,lmao!!
My hubby dosnt find women in jodhs attractive,must be yrs of being married to me and realising were there are jodhs there is a horrible smell of urine to follow shortly afterwards

 

[soph21]

PMSL Missugoopy!

lol, im actually in one of my best pairs of jeans *coughs*

I can never keep any clothes for best

I only wore them yesterday and today but they are in desperate need of a wash

Hadfos, my OH isn't fussy what Im wearing unfortunately

 

[Chico Mio]

I am still wearing my jodhpurs and manky horse smelling sweatshirt and it is 11.40pm over here

 

[MochaDun]

Hours can pass when I get home and I forget I've still got my dirty jodphurs on they're so comfy. I get used to the smell of horsey things and they start to appear quite normal to my nose. When my nephew gets in my car (boot always full of horse stuff) he sniffs the air like he's a fine wine connoisseur and goes..."Hmmmm...bouquet of animal". However, got in my car today thinking god what is that foul smell...only when I got to work and opened the boot did I find the still very wet and stinking muddy towel I attempted to dry off the mud magnet horse with yesterday...the towel was so high it nearly got up and walked out the boot all by itself.

 

[Ladylina83]

I was in the Q in tesco at the weekend and was wondering what that awful smell was until I realised it was me ! My OH has written a song about how I smell - its not a very nice song Love huh!

 

[Chestnutmare]

all the time, i'm happy with my smelly joddies and all that people get used to it and plus everyone knows me knows that I am never in decent clothes or got any make up...