SophieLouBee
Well-Known Member
I conclude from this that in a ditch with a horse upside-down on top of you is no fun place to be hanging out!
Riding one of my clients horses out on a hack with her riding her OHs horse, this horse has turned into a a fruitcake since she had a fall and broke her collarbone. So hence why I'm riding it. So, after a nice day at Malvern performance sale (some cracking horses there), we decided to go out for a hack (first one in some time).
Firstly, we can't even get out fo the gate, napping and all sorts (horse i'm riding just sets of other horse), but we carry on and after about 5 mins we eventualy go forwards. Now he's being a bit of a tit, just having a TB tantrum, grunting and tossing his head etc, but nothing I didn't expect.
So we get out of the track that leads up to her house and onto the road, now by this point he's in a right stew jogging and snorting, but hey ho thats fine. Carry on along road, then we get to a hill, brakes go on and lead horse (who is a saint to hack normally) spots something and just refuses to go. So a little bit of gentle persuasion and some instruction from me and we carry on (all this time my horse is just standing still). So we set off and he starts to play up, trying to rub my leg on the fence, kicking out in temper blah blah blah, trying to mess about so I turn him in a tight circle and tell him to get on with it. A few more strides and he kickis out, hits the fence with his leg and explodes! Up in the air, bucking, going backwards, so I turn him on a tight circle again so he can't go up or buck. So then he just backs up across the road and doesn't really rear but takes his front two off the floor, one more fatal step back into the ditch...
So I'm now standing on the floor, but with my feet still in the stirrups and horse up infront of me, i manage to get my feet out and move back a bit, but too late he falls lengthways into the ditch on my legs and abdomen!
So what you'd see as a bystander is a horse in a ditch on its back laying on my lap like a baby (sort of haha
) but all you can really see is my head apparently (my poor client was hysterical).
He shifts a bit and I shuffled out and leapt away from thrashing horse clear of the ditch, then he managed to get up.
I grabbed him and he was holding his back and his front leg and I honestly thought oh god thats it, he needs the gun. Then he started to rear up at me and try and stand on me, I'm at this point yelling for client to ring vet whilst she is yelling at me saying I need to go to hospital. So I look again at the horse and too my relief he has come out in hives (nettle stings) hence the leaning and rearing.
Manage to get up into a gateway off the road and let the queue of cars past, horse is gong balistic at being stung at this point. Horse is better when moving so I decide that we lead home and call vet. Manage to get home, clients OH has told her that she has to get rid of horse and shes hysterical, I'm just trying to keep cool and get home lol.
Vet came, shot of steroids and painkillers and all sorted (horse not me), I'm fine, all I got was a pyriton some euphax itch cream and a maccies for nettle stings and a sore foot from where he trod on it on the way home.
Very lucky me thinks! (I do know this is serious, but If you don't make light of it you don't go to work the next day!) FUN FUN FUN.
Riding one of my clients horses out on a hack with her riding her OHs horse, this horse has turned into a a fruitcake since she had a fall and broke her collarbone. So hence why I'm riding it. So, after a nice day at Malvern performance sale (some cracking horses there), we decided to go out for a hack (first one in some time).
Firstly, we can't even get out fo the gate, napping and all sorts (horse i'm riding just sets of other horse), but we carry on and after about 5 mins we eventualy go forwards. Now he's being a bit of a tit, just having a TB tantrum, grunting and tossing his head etc, but nothing I didn't expect.
So we get out of the track that leads up to her house and onto the road, now by this point he's in a right stew jogging and snorting, but hey ho thats fine. Carry on along road, then we get to a hill, brakes go on and lead horse (who is a saint to hack normally) spots something and just refuses to go. So a little bit of gentle persuasion and some instruction from me and we carry on (all this time my horse is just standing still). So we set off and he starts to play up, trying to rub my leg on the fence, kicking out in temper blah blah blah, trying to mess about so I turn him in a tight circle and tell him to get on with it. A few more strides and he kickis out, hits the fence with his leg and explodes! Up in the air, bucking, going backwards, so I turn him on a tight circle again so he can't go up or buck. So then he just backs up across the road and doesn't really rear but takes his front two off the floor, one more fatal step back into the ditch...
So I'm now standing on the floor, but with my feet still in the stirrups and horse up infront of me, i manage to get my feet out and move back a bit, but too late he falls lengthways into the ditch on my legs and abdomen!
So what you'd see as a bystander is a horse in a ditch on its back laying on my lap like a baby (sort of haha
He shifts a bit and I shuffled out and leapt away from thrashing horse clear of the ditch, then he managed to get up.
I grabbed him and he was holding his back and his front leg and I honestly thought oh god thats it, he needs the gun. Then he started to rear up at me and try and stand on me, I'm at this point yelling for client to ring vet whilst she is yelling at me saying I need to go to hospital. So I look again at the horse and too my relief he has come out in hives (nettle stings) hence the leaning and rearing.
Manage to get up into a gateway off the road and let the queue of cars past, horse is gong balistic at being stung at this point. Horse is better when moving so I decide that we lead home and call vet. Manage to get home, clients OH has told her that she has to get rid of horse and shes hysterical, I'm just trying to keep cool and get home lol.
Vet came, shot of steroids and painkillers and all sorted (horse not me), I'm fine, all I got was a pyriton some euphax itch cream and a maccies for nettle stings and a sore foot from where he trod on it on the way home.
Very lucky me thinks! (I do know this is serious, but If you don't make light of it you don't go to work the next day!) FUN FUN FUN.