Need ideas for a funny sign

[charlottenicol]

Need to put a note up on the gate to the muck heap, mainly to keep the dogs off, but want to make it funny rather than just 'shut the gate', keep it clean as there are kids on the yard, even if they do hear colourful language daily!

 

[Paint Me Proud]

Need to put a note up on the gate to the muck heap, mainly to keep the dogs off, but want to make it funny rather than just 'shut the gate', keep it clean as there are kids on the yard, even if they do hear colourful language daily!

Please close the gate to stop the muck heap trolls escaping

Gates are like freezer doors; they need to be kept shut

 

[hollyandivy123]

put two old wellies under the muck heap and on the sign.......................see what happened to the last person who left the gate open!