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***waves both hands and legs**** welcome and hey all best for that lovley bump you have an mmmm a yummy horse there hun - really welcome and enjoy here and let your vents out esp when baby is here - many have been there( me included) so we have great shoulders aand much wisdom -just enjoy and mmmmm very yummy horse :)
 
Hello and welcome!
I tend to lurk and learn alot on here, but I can honestly say that on the few occasions I have asked for help/advice, everyone has been great!
 
lol carpetsmum most are brilliant on here and you soon find out who but be ware of snitchy ones - just watch read and learn and make own judgement but i have some nice friends on here who have been brilliant helping me through my lass so watch look and learn and most of all keep own mind :)
 
Welcome to the forum of weird and wonderfull,mad, manic, and often bl00dy funny.
Love your pony, what pretty colouring!!
 
I don't care if you wear a hat or sandals but I do have one question. How on earth do you dismount?? Although your bump is enviously neat I can not for the life of me work out how you got down again! How did you bend forwards? I am ready to be impressed by some amazing pregnancy acrobatics :D

Anyway, hello and welcome. Your horse is a stunner and congratulations on bump :)
 
pixiebee said:
SURELY ONE PERSON AT LEAST IS GOING TO Mention the lack of suitable attire and being very pregnant and sat on a horse? ;-)
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...and what has it got to do with anyone but the rider?

ADULT - FREEDOM TO CHOOSE.

If I wanted to ride naked, hatless in a headcollar backwards down the High Street...I would.

Because I am an adult and it's MY CHOICE.

Welcome to the forum OP!

:D
 
DragonSlayer said:
...and what has it got to do with anyone but the rider?

ADULT - FREEDOM TO CHOOSE.

If I wanted to ride naked, hatless in a headcollar backwards down the High Street...I would.

Because I am an adult and it's MY CHOICE.

Welcome to the forum OP!

:D
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Welcome OP.never seen so many hellooesss, i reckon its cos ppl are proving they are nice lol
DS - do you want to ride naked, hatless in a headcollar backwards down the high street? If you do, can I be the chief photographer??
 
jesstickle said:
I would love to see that DS. Go on, you know you want to :D
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Devonshire dumpling said:
Welcome OP.never seen so many hellooesss, i reckon its cos ppl are proving they are nice lol
DS - do you want to ride naked, hatless in a headcollar backwards down the high street? If you do, can I be the chief photographer??
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I really don't want to shock the locals with my undying beauty and amazing figure...

~Whistles - I had the lead role in that new movie 'Troll Hunter'..~

:D
 
Fii said:
I don't need to prove anything. :p
Everyone already knows i am a lovely, kind and sweet person. ;) :D
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Well has an owner to a patterdale and a scruffy terrier, and looking at your pictures I would assume u r nothing but lovely, kind and sweet!

Dragon.. don't matter if you are really ugly, cos the pictures will be more interesting then and perhaps I could make some money out of them haha
 
jesstickle said:
] How on earth do you dismount?? Although your bump is enviously neat I can not for the life of me work out how you got down again! How did you bend forwards? I am ready to be impressed by some amazing pregnancy acrobatics :D)
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I have the answer! I rode til a week before my son was born - and employed the western style dismount - leg over the front and drop lightly (or in my case - slither inelegantly!) to the floor. My balance went a bit haywire - so I landed on my backside a few times - poor horse thought I'd completely lost my marbles and took to running away snorting like a fire breathing dragon as soon as my feet hit the floor...
 
DragonSlayer said:
...and what has it got to do with anyone but the rider?

ADULT - FREEDOM TO CHOOSE.

If I wanted to ride naked, hatless in a headcollar backwards down the High Street...I would.

Because I am an adult and it's MY CHOICE.

Welcome to the forum OP!

:D
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Fantastic answer! As an occasional hat-less rider myself, I do get annoyed with people criticising me!

But back to subject - hello & welcome. I'm hardly ever on here, just nosy about here & there, giggle at posts but never reply, but your horse is simply stunning!!
 
Oh gosh, I wasn't quite expecting 6 pages this morning!!!
Thank you all for the welcome... :)
I actually stopped riding at about 6 months because the baby quite enjoys trampolining on my bladder!!! Tres uncomfortable!!!
As for how I got off... leg over front and shimmy onto block and clamber down... this too a reason as to why I stopped riding!!!
Thanks to everyone for the comments on the pony... I'll do a post on him and what he's been up to at some point!
He had rather a bad start in life but is happy as larry now :)
Ok... slap on wrist for posing for photos with no hat and flip flops on... :(
xx
 
Jerokee said:
Oh gosh, I wasn't quite expecting 6 pages this morning!!!
Thank you all for the welcome... :)
I actually stopped riding at about 6 months because the baby quite enjoys trampolining on my bladder!!! Tres uncomfortable!!!
As for how I got off... leg over front and shimmy onto block and clamber down... this too a reason as to why I stopped riding!!!
Thanks to everyone for the comments on the pony... I'll do a post on him and what he's been up to at some point!
He had rather a bad start in life but is happy as larry now :)
Ok... slap on wrist for posing for photos with no hat and flip flops on... :(
xx
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shall we start a thread of no hats and flipflop photos?? i got one! lol
 
Auslander said:
I have the answer! I rode til a week before my son was born - and employed the western style dismount - leg over the front and drop lightly (or in my case - slither inelegantly!) to the floor. My balance went a bit haywire - so I landed on my backside a few times - poor horse thought I'd completely lost my marbles and took to running away snorting like a fire breathing dragon as soon as my feet hit the floor...
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Is this not the correct way of every day dismounting even for those not pregnant?!?!?!?!?!.....i mean one has to keep one's iphone screen safe as opposed to leaning on it against the pommel when it is kept in your pocket :D :D :D
 
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