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Hi, I'm a newbie and thought I'd introduce myself. I have a lovely Belgian warmblood mare called Charity and a gorgeous terrier called Socks. I am a life coach and rider performance coach. I have just committed today to doing my first prelim test on Charity within a month and my first clear round show jumping soon after that. I have had a very changeable couple of years since I bought Charity so haven't competed her yet but 2008 is the year. She might go in foal soon too so watch this space. Lots of news to come!
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Hello Harrity.
Welcome to HHO....come and sit next to nice Auntie Shilasdair....and tell me about Charity. What hot gigolo do you have lined up to help her with foal production?
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Welcome Harrity. We're all pleased that you're here.

Just don't get anywhere near Shilasdair..!

Just smile and move away....smile and move way..smile and move away..then ...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
****WARNING...WARNING****** DO NOT sit next to Auntie Shils, she will want you on the DARK SIDE
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Hello and welcome to the mad house. Pics of your lot please. What part of the country are you from
 
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hi Harrity
welcome but watch out for that shilly, she's got claws and fangs
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Why can I never say 'hello' to the newbies without people like you interfering?
Don't you support my right to hunt?
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Harrity!
I'd just like to warn you about the trolls in here...'RLF', 'Bedlam' and 'missugoopy'. It's the NHS policy, to allow internet access even in secure wards....
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pmsl, i have just spat wine on keyboard.
 
The secure ward policy just doesn't seem to be holding.

Get out while you can Harrity - before you have ben given 24 diffierent pieces of advice about bits and even more opinions on the virtues or evils of Parelli.
 
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pmsl, i have just spat wine on keyboard.

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Sometimes, too, Harrity, you'll find their behaviour unacceptable by the usual social norms (spitting, smuggling alcohol into wards, etc), but as I said, they have problems and are best avoided.
Don't worry, I'll protect you.
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A rider performance coach helps riders maximise their performance, deal with competition nerves, ride and handle their horse confidently, make good decisions connected with horse ownership etc. I had no idea the forum had a dark side! How exciting! Carthorse - we met briefly at Addington Regionals. I was there with Mat B and his entourage.
 
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Smuggled alcohol and a dark side. I DÓ like the forum!!!

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So tell me, would you like to be on the 'nice' side - it is easy, you just post lots of 'Aw, hugs' or 'Isn't he/she/it beautiful' or 'Poor you'.

Or would you like to be on the evil side, where all the best people are....?
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Harrity..... quick, use your powers to overcome the side we are warning you of

Don't be fooled, secure units and alcohol units are no problem but SHILS, is a unit you can do with avioding
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on that note, i'm going for another beer
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This is a rather distant picture of me and Charity having a lunge lesson with Mat B Need to get some more up to date pictures. She is GORGEOUS!
 
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This is a rather distant picture of me and Charity having a lunge lesson with Mat B Need to get some more up to date pictures. She is GORGEOUS!

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Not far away from my roost.
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This is a rather distant picture of me and Charity having a lunge lesson with Mat B Need to get some more up to date pictures. She is GORGEOUS!

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Not far away from my roost.
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Harrity, lock your doors and windows and keep your pets inside
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Shilasdair - how the Hell do you know...?

Might be closer to my neck of the woods than yours.

Who's more likely to be making home visits?
 
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Hello Harrity.
Welcome to HHO....come and sit next to nice Auntie Shilasdair....and tell me about Charity. What hot gigolo do you have lined up to help her with foal production?
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Hello Newbie and welcome!

Beware of Auntie Shilasdair she really is bonkers - in a very nice way! She certainly livens things up on here. I've got a RID mare who's gorgeous despite what Auntie Shilasdair thinks.
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Hello Harrity.
Welcome to HHO....come and sit next to nice Auntie Shilasdair....and tell me about Charity. What hot gigolo do you have lined up to help her with foal production?
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Hello Newbie and welcome!

Beware of Auntie Shilasdair she really is bonkers - in a very nice way! She certainly livens things up on here. I've got a RID mare who's gorgeous despite what Auntie Shilasdair thinks.
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My eyes are still bleeding after that vile Irish Draft thread...
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