Nick Skelton - dirty thoughts

nobody mentioned the beautiful Billy Twomey.....

hello gorgeous irish guy, beautiful eyes, sexy accent, and an absolute dream to watch in the saddle!

Oh well id happily not share him!

Trevor Breen too!

Scott Brash aint bad but just looks a bit of a boy!
 
Nick was my childhood hero. I remember having a lesson from him not so long ago and just turning back into a dreamy child, most embarrassing! I then moved onto Keith Shore, closely followed by Guy Goosen! Not to sure where i am at the moment though!
 
This makes me chuckle!! For any men that have asked about riding gear its been a no no to wear breeches and boots with plenty of giggles and chuckles, but now its a celebrity, its all yum yum drool lol
 
Madam Min said:
Tim Stockdale is also a bit of alright, his twin brother Ivan is our horses dentist! :)
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If that's the case MM, you will know that Ivan is the taller and much better looking of the two (and he will have told you that himself!!)!! ;):D

ETA: Emile Faurie is my secret crush!!
 
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When I was a teenager back in the good old 1970's I had a crush on Graeme Fletcher (cos he had long hair and sideburns and had a bit of a rock star look about him!).
Nowadays I quite fancy that french bloke who did the natural horsemanship stuff on the beach in the Martin Clunes Horsepower series....loved his herd of greys too!
 
I am completely in love with Oliver Townend.

A friend bought me a mousemat with him on & managed to get me a signed calendar for christmas. I'm forever having to explain who he is (the mousemat) at work though and when I say I'm a big fan of his I get asked "the man or the horse".
 
me&Harvey said:
My eyes were opened to Steve Guerdat after seeing the souvenir horse and hound. They are right he looks like Roger Federer (who I also like) :p
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Yes! Steve Guerdat is pretty fine :):o And another fan of Carl Hestor's here :)

Although I really admire Mark Todd, Nick Skelton etc. I don't really find them attractive... Probably because they were posters on my wall when I was about 6 so I always think they're really quite old, even though they're not really that old. Poor guys.

I remember thinking of one of the Whitakers was rather cute too... George?? Not seen much of him though (as shown by the fact I can't remember his name!) so could be wrong there :o
 
i have a picture in my head of mr skelton flicking through h&h and seeing this in the letters :')

sam & willy twiston davies
denis o'regan
mickeal barzalona (even though i usually hate french people)
tom queally
barry gerharty (friend said he has twinkly irish eyes which is true)

i have a thing for jockeys, and francis whittington! plus harry meade!
 
Slightly disturbed by the folks going for Francome's accent - that's broad Wiltshire/Swindon folks! Plus my aunt dated him back in the 70's pre his 1st wife so that would just be weird :p although he is a decent chap ;)
Spent a large part of my youth stalking Guy Goosen and then Billy Twomey :o and made a point of going to POYS when my brother was jumping because Rodrigo was doing the presentation (came home from uni specially :o:p)
These days... well Sam Thomas is lovely. :D
 
I am not sure why, and really not my type in real life, but I am drawn to Oli Townend!

Despite being old enough to be Father, Andrew Nicholson is bizarely attractive too!

Also Kevin Staut.

My taste does improve when the men are not horsey, I hasten to add!!
 
I agree on the michael eilberg! Absolutely gorgeous, a fantastic horseman and a lovely person. Anyone fancying any of the show jumpers just needs to spend a day in their company the illusion will be well and truly destroyed!!
 
Lanky Loll said:
Slightly disturbed by the folks going for Francome's accent - that's broad Wiltshire/Swindon folks! These days... well Sam Thomas is lovely. :D
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All us older ladies are slightly disturbed anyway, no need to be disturbed for us !!! I know where he hails from and still like the rural tone to his accent, plus he is a very good horseman so would be very useful to stick on the babies, I will be needing a crash test dummy shortly.

We all like the young jockey's too, but cradle snatching is frowned upon and at our age we need notice, lots of it, for any form of action beyond putting the kettle on, so young men are for looking at only.

It is simply not possible for a day in the saddle (hour in reality) to be followed by a session in the sack - well not without a lot of paracetomol to ease the pain !
 
Another one here for Andrew Gould, and Carl Hester, and i'd never really paid attention to Andrew Nicholson before Burghley yesterday and was pleasantly surprised... None of the show jumpers really do it for me i'm afraid though, although I do get the Nick Skelton attraction!

After watching Oli Townend in a clinic recently I TOTALLY get it! Sorry, still can't get the WFP one though, not for me.

I remember Guy Goosen from my youth, he was always in Horse and Pony in the 90's - where is he now?!
 
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