Nicknames for your horse?

My youngster is called Nautika - variations of this are

Nauty Noo
Nauts
Nauty
Crosspatch
Baggage
Fancy Pants
Little Miss Nauty Pants
Smarty Pants
Beautiful
Gobby
Lippy
Swamp Thing

Blimey ive only had her a year, dread to think what others she will have accumulated by next year
 
Archie is Victor Meldrew/Swamp Donkey / Pillock for obvious reasons.
Monty is Monster / Monster Munch / Munchkin, just a progression of the same thing I suppose!
 
I've been calling one of my ponies Ozpoz but couldnt figure out why but now think its someones user name on here!
 
Pops
Bubs
Bubbsie
Kal
Bear
Donk
Donkey
GreyDonk
Big Boy
Big Lad
The Boy
Muppet
MuppetyBoy

Also Z calls him:

Kalsifer
Sir Kalsifer
Lord Kalsifer
S**thead

We love him really :)

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Chloe is Chloekins, Chlo, ChloBo, Cluckles, Madam Min

Amber is Bambi, Bambikins, Bambettica, Bamberrooney, bamberrino, skinnie minnie
 
His stable name is Red but he gets called all sorts!
Main ones are Reddius, Handsome, Cheeky Beggar. Or when I'm annoyed with him it's Wally or Glenda (passport name is Cymdynfran Glen)
 
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Blaze is Aunty Blaze because she looks after everyone. Jasmine's are much worse, mainly because she is a cow, lol
Camel, Cowbag, PsychoB***h, Evil black baggage are a few of them. And one strange nickname which has stuck since she was born, and that is Wizzle - as in 'Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear' so Wizzle was a foal.
Ok, I know I'm weird! :)
 
My old Boy had a few nicknames.
Arthur
Arfamillion
old man
my gorgous
Arf
monkey
grumpy old git
squeeler
he was also known around our village as "the Orange Elephant"

my other horse has many nicknames many of which cant be repeated on here lol
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My Handsome
pretty boy
show off
bloody puff
these are just a few as he has so many!
 
the big girl who's stable name is shellee:
smellie
moose
big bird
nellie/ nellephant

Bess the cob:
Flossie/Floss
flump
dirty biatch (which she really is, never known a girl get a stable so wet!)

Miffy, daughter pony
Miffers,
Squiffy
little miss perfect (because she is )
 
Miz: Mr Miz, mizzy, mizzy boy, fatty, grumpy

Jako (2 year old) : wotsit (used more than Jako) monster, trouble, fatty, squirt

Doesn't help i often refer as both as fatties but can't help it!
 
Isnt it funny how we lengthen their names mostly, not shorten them!

I always try not to call my horses derogatory names so that I dont think of them in that way (not saying other people do but its a bit of a hangup of mine!)

Harry is called Happy, Haps, Harold, Haroldinio, Sausage, Salchicha [Spanish for Sausage...] and Stanley (because my daughter thinks he should have been called Stanley)

Xas (pronounced Zazz) is 2 1/2 and huge but we still call him Foalie as we have had him since 6 months; also Zazzle, Zazzlecopter, Zazzabobble and Curly Wurly (he is curly)

Bilbo is brand new so he is just called Bilbo at the moment! :)
 
I call Kenny:

Ken
K
Ken-dog (when he was younger he used to follow you everywhere like a dog)
Kilkenny (his full name, normally used if he's been naughty!)
Hairy-bear (hairy Connie)
Grumpy-bum
 
Gus has a few.....

Gusapotamus - for when he has been rolling
Gussy
Gusset - not used too often!
Gusmondus
Gussus-Lottus-Arsus - this was going to be his show name, but we decided against it!
Gussums

Fern only has a couple

Fernage
Madam
Infernal
 
Cartoon's are:

Fat Boy
Toon
Hippo
Tooni
Thunder Thighs
Barrel Body
Fats
Fatty
Fatical
Cow
Eeyore
I realise i sounds horrible O.o

Then Fern is:

Ferny
B!itch
Moo
Madam
Missy
Baby
Fidgit

And that's how Tern came along i just mixed Toon and Fern :)
 
H's are usually not v complementary!

Tit is about the nicest and fairly affectionate

As he refuses to be caught it tends to be the word beginning with F and ending in Witt that Bridget Jones used to describe one of the types of men that she didn't want at through start of the first film :p
 
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