Archie is Victor Meldrew/Swamp Donkey / Pillock for obvious reasons.
Monty is Monster / Monster Munch / Munchkin, just a progression of the same thing I suppose!
His stable name is Red but he gets called all sorts!
Main ones are Reddius, Handsome, Cheeky Beggar. Or when I'm annoyed with him it's Wally or Glenda (passport name is Cymdynfran Glen)
repeatable ones are for the big lad
oaf
dope
dingbat
monster
herbert
Cracker wacker do dah
for kids pony
stumpy
patches
poo bag
git
splashtastic
Donkey
Blaze is Aunty Blaze because she looks after everyone. Jasmine's are much worse, mainly because she is a cow, lol
Camel, Cowbag, PsychoB***h, Evil black baggage are a few of them. And one strange nickname which has stuck since she was born, and that is Wizzle - as in 'Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear' so Wizzle was a foal.
Ok, I know I'm weird!
My old Boy had a few nicknames.
Arthur
Arfamillion
old man
my gorgous
Arf
monkey
grumpy old git
squeeler
he was also known around our village as "the Orange Elephant"
my other horse has many nicknames many of which cant be repeated on here lol
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My Handsome
pretty boy
show off
bloody puff
these are just a few as he has so many!
Isnt it funny how we lengthen their names mostly, not shorten them!
I always try not to call my horses derogatory names so that I dont think of them in that way (not saying other people do but its a bit of a hangup of mine!)
Harry is called Happy, Haps, Harold, Haroldinio, Sausage, Salchicha [Spanish for Sausage...] and Stanley (because my daughter thinks he should have been called Stanley)
Xas (pronounced Zazz) is 2 1/2 and huge but we still call him Foalie as we have had him since 6 months; also Zazzle, Zazzlecopter, Zazzabobble and Curly Wurly (he is curly)
Bilbo is brand new so he is just called Bilbo at the moment!
Ken
K
Ken-dog (when he was younger he used to follow you everywhere like a dog)
Kilkenny (his full name, normally used if he's been naughty!)
Hairy-bear (hairy Connie)
Grumpy-bum
Gusapotamus - for when he has been rolling
Gussy
Gusset - not used too often!
Gusmondus
Gussus-Lottus-Arsus - this was going to be his show name, but we decided against it!
Gussums
As he refuses to be caught it tends to be the word beginning with F and ending in Witt that Bridget Jones used to describe one of the types of men that she didn't want at through start of the first film