No horse help!!!!

[baleofhay]

My horse has gone away for a couple of months to be schooled by a much much better rider than me

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So far I have
Got all washing and ironing up to date
tidied entire house
cut the lawn
weeded the garden
planted lettuce , strawberrys , tomatoes , onions , courgettes.
Made hanging baskets
Painted the doorsteps back and front.
painted the kitchen.
Worst of all I even found myself browsing in LAURA ASHLEY!
Help I am turning back into a housewife!!
Suggestions please before its too late!!

 

[ForeverBroke_]

Eeep! Take yourself for a hack?

 

[emmac70]

Spend more time on here?

 

[Charmaine18]

Get a space hopper and take that for hacks!

 

[helly86]

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Get a space hopper and take that for hacks!

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Genius!

make friends with the sofa and the remote- we spend much time together, hence my home being a tip-woops!!!!

 

[baleofhay]

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Get a space hopper and take that for hacks!

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MMMM I like that idea!! Do you think it would scare other horses ??

 

[Flight]

Maybe you would like to come on holiday to Yorkshire and do all those things to my house too? In exchange I could even let you take a horse out for a ride.

 

[baleofhay]

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Maybe you would like to come on holiday to Yorkshire and do all those things to my house too? In exchange I could even let you take a horse out for a ride.

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Yes please. (desperate devon)

 

[Quadro]

if you come and live with me and do all those things ill give u a horse to ride!!!! and no 2 laura ashley my OH used to work there and im told it can take them months to deliver and imo john lewis is better

 

[baleofhay]

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if you come and live with me and do all those things ill give u a horse to ride!!!! and no 2 laura ashley my OH used to work there and im told it can take them months to deliver and imo john lewis is better

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Totally agree but no John Lewis in Devon

 

[Vizslak]

ah well just pop up the road to john lewis in bristol and then stop by my house and continue your house wifely duties here, then, if your lucky i may let you ride my horse!

 

[baleofhay]

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ah well just pop up the road to john lewis in bristol and then stop by my house and continue your house wifely duties here, then, if your lucky i may let you ride my horse!

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If you saw my riding you may change your mind and say I should stick to being a housewife

 

[armywag]

Watch Sky Channel 280!!!! Horse & Country TV!!!

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