No point hanging up my christmas stocking says hard done by cob

Bob please can you post your famous picture of mike's impressive dismount, for one last time this year. It. Was. Fab-u-lous!!

Regards,
Iusedtohunt Murphy
 
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Oh all right, but I would point out that this was Lancelot not me. I dont understand how mike got away almost scott free from that yet I slip up and its a disaster.Photo with gratefull thanks to Digitalpicys.
 
Dear Bob the nota cob,
for Christmas we don't have anything new! Instead mum gave us some old treat balls that still look pretty but were found today whilst she was sorting some 'stuff' out. The treats she put inside didn't even taste nice so we left them all over the stable floor..
love, Meg and Nesta
(similar looking Welsh Turbo Cobs)
 
Mike007 said:
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Oh all right, but I would point out that this was Lancelot not me. I dont understand how mike got away almost scott free from that yet I slip up and its a disaster.Photo with gratefull thanks to Digitalpicys.
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:eek::eek: Bob, he has no head! Is it buried in the ground? And he's got an arrow in his back. :eek:

I will never understand what these humans do for "fun". I have told my human that eating hay, a feed, grazing or just occasionally having a run around for a maximum of three minutes are the only sensible things to do for fun.

Molls xxx
 
FionaM12 said:
:eek::eek: Bob, he has no head! Is it buried in the ground? And he's got an arrow in his back. :eek:

I will never understand what these humans do for "fun". I have told my human that eating hay, a feed, grazing or just occasionally having a run around for a maximum of three minutes are the only sensible things to do for fun.

Molls xxx
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Possibly an appache war arrow:confused:He also does trick riding with me

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Dear Bob,

I'm soooo super excited about Christmas coming cos my lovely servant (oops YM) has a note on board saying its only 1 more sleep til I get out in field without my muzzle for a WHOLE day!!! & that day is 2mo I can hardly contain myself- infact I'm so excited i've decided 2 spread my poop all round my stable instead of leaving 1 elephant sized pile like normal.

Altho mum seems 2 hav added her own note 2 board something like blah blah if I look like Xmas pudding 2mo nite my only pressie will b bootcamp with my instructor!! I do luv my instructor but the storys the other horses tell of boot camp us enuf 2 terrify me in2 eating just a wee bit less

Hope u do get a pressie
Luv
Freddie (irish bog trotter)
 
Hi bob. I got a new mummy in april, the one I wanted and a sister and everything. Since then i've had rugs I don't have to share, a saddle and bridle of my own, boots and headcollars. I get kisses and cuddles every day so bring on the christmas snuggles!

Love b2 the tb shaped cob
 
Christmas!:eek:

Our Mom says that as she spent the present money on hay we are getting nothing :(

For Christmas we would all like a new Mom please, and for hay not to triple in price again next year.

xxx

Happy Christmas everyone :D
 
Dear Bob-notacob. It's hard being misunderstood. You'd think by now that humans would have worked out how to stay on our backs when we do our splendid manoeuvres AND then we get punished because of it! It's just not fair.
I've been out on sugar free fodder since my last little trick. Seemed the woman next door to the next door woman suggested it was the cause of my slight misbehaviours, so now i dont get carrots! How was I to know she couldn't stay on if I dragged her through a fence. Unfair I say! Mind you my other human is very forgiving but then I'm always nice to her so she sneaks me treats hehe he ;).
Happy Christmas from ASBO most definatelyaCob.
 
Dear Bob-the-not-a-cob,
Today,Christmas Day,I shall be mostly getting an apple and loads of cuddles and then,hopefully,(the best bit!), any out of date/leftover mince pies....I luuurrvvve mince pies!!!
Merry Christmas!
Vinnie (Warmblood-shaped-cob)
Ps I hear this Santa guy is fairly forgiving...I'm sure your human will put in a good word for you if you do a bit of nuzzling... ;)
 
Dearest Bob,

Be thankful that you didn't get any antlers, otherwise your human may have done this to you!

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Much love,

Sandy (the long-suffering and apparently red nosed reindeer!!)
 
Dear Bob,
So sorry to hear about your turnip.
We thought our mum was getting us a nice bottle of red wine but it turned out the bags were full of carrots, apples and mints. We are a bit spoiled, especially as Bellzilla has blown up yet another loan home this year. We will think of you when we're munching, merry Christmas to you and all the other HHO horses :P
Love,
Basil Brush, Bellzilla and Magdalena Moo (2 Tbs and 1 ISH(ish))
 
Freddie, are you enjoying your day out with no muzzle? My mum says I can wear my Elf Outfit (I have to wear it? I thought it was something to eat :(. Pleeeeeze can I have a turnip instead?) when we go to the beach on sunday. She says she can even bring tinsel for you to wear.

Ho Fekkin Ho :(

Arnie xxx
 
So an update from me,

I was permitted my solitary lickit but that woman who makes me do hard work told me I was lucky to get anything after tonight... Just because I spent most of it walking/ charging away from her when she was trying to get me in from the field. She's the one who said she needs to get fit and she does spend her working life sat at a desk so she should be grateful for my innovative ideas to get her exercise :rolleyes: ;)

But no she says I must need more work and that she is off work this week so I will be getting it :eek: Thought Christmas was a time for being lazy :eek:

I wouldnt mind a duvet day but she wanted me to go in the field so in the field I decided to stay. Think she needs to make up her mind!

She even called me a Knobber and other even more unprintable words :eek:

Hope your owner was more generous

Luv Harvey (The not a (Welsh) Cob)
 
Bob I feel your pain. I too must have been on Santa's naughty list as no treats appeared on Christmas day. My allocated human slave says its because of my 'special diet' due to my so called allergies. Humph! 😡Even the nasty ankle nipping dog (that she insists on calling my brother?!) got a gift. He's been sent to a hotel called 'the kennel' whilst said human is away. Life can be so tough for us horses. I will just have to make do with spending the day grazing 😥
Yours truly - yet another hard done by welsh warmblood
 
Dear Bob, I understand.
My mother has decided her family are more important than me at christmas. What's more due to a combination of no money and my weight I am getting no presents from her! I've been on an (enforced) diet all year, surely I can let loose at christmas?! And she clearly told the fat red man not to bring me anything, the cheek, if anyone needs a diet he does. So since I got nothing I pulled a tap off the wall in protest.
Rosie the spanish cob.
 
We are getting our guinness tonite apparently. Dont know why its late, unless they are unwanted recycled pressies. Mike 007 you seem to be extremely camera shy, i think the paparazzi are more interested in Kate and Wills so you needn't worry
 
Bob

I got lucky, pulled a sicky last month so this month and just in time for Xmas I got a very expensive back rub courtesy of some Fizzio woman or something. She had a special wand thing that instead of spells did ultrasound and then a nice warm magnetic pad thing that did the trick too. Lot more than the little woman was intending to pay for a pressie for me I think and none of it edible more's the shame so I was just grateful that Auntie F came to stay with her and brought me her spare carrots.

The Bruvster
 
Hi Bob

Count yourself lucky my owner didn't even let me know it was Christmas :eek: I think that's why the radio hadn't been on for a few days and the daily paper was cancelled. She was worried I'd find out and I'd start demanding presents - as if :D
 
Believe it or not I did get a present after all... a tub of magnesium suplement. Its a bit like getting socks . Still I am quite calm about it (odly enough)
 
Dear Bob
I felt your pain. I got nothing. My owner used to buy me those Codlivine advent calendars with a treat behind each door. One night I reached really far over, pulled it into my stable and ate them all. I felt really proud of myself. Since then, I have got nothing. I wonder why? My owner put me into my best turnout rug and turned me out with my girlfriend, who Mini TX rides on Xmas Eve. I came in yesterday. It was wet and windy, but my rug kept me nice and toasty, so she must be good for something and always buys me nice rugs, so I shouldnt grumble really. Mind you, mum had problems brushing out my belly where I went hooleying around the field for a couple of days. That will teach her.

I did have a nice bowl of feed to come into though, a clean bale of shavings and a huge haynet. She even rode me yesterday and today as well. What is the world coming to?

Love from Barney (an Irish Bog Pony, most definitely not a cob)
 
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