black_horse
Well-Known Member
I black_horse, of the pony nommers clique, has made a devestating discovery....nommed neddies are fighting back!
No more shall they accept the absent mindedness of nomming. Horses all over the country have been planning a counter attack. I have identified the following stages.
Stage 1: The walk up. The 'pony' walks up to the attacker.
Stage 2: The intial softness, aka, the calm before the storm. The 'pony' in this instance has been observed to blow softly at the attacker. The attacker see's this as a sign of kindness, when in reality, the 'pony' is checking for the wind direction in order to stage the attack
Stage 3: The rebutal. The attacker moves in but in ninja speed, the 'pony' fends off the attack.
Stage 4: The position. The 'pony' moves in to make the counter attack. The attacker is caught off guard and is stunned into submission
Stage 5: The reversal of fortunes. The 'pony' replaces the head of the attacker with their own. The roles have been reversed.
All horse people, please be aware of these attacks. We can only hope that coffee
And likits
Can save us from this terrible fate. Forewarned is forearmed.
Consider yourself warned the next time a craving takes over and you nibble your neddies. They are fighting back!
Oh. and just because she is beautiful
No more shall they accept the absent mindedness of nomming. Horses all over the country have been planning a counter attack. I have identified the following stages.
Stage 1: The walk up. The 'pony' walks up to the attacker.
Stage 2: The intial softness, aka, the calm before the storm. The 'pony' in this instance has been observed to blow softly at the attacker. The attacker see's this as a sign of kindness, when in reality, the 'pony' is checking for the wind direction in order to stage the attack
Stage 3: The rebutal. The attacker moves in but in ninja speed, the 'pony' fends off the attack.
Stage 4: The position. The 'pony' moves in to make the counter attack. The attacker is caught off guard and is stunned into submission
Stage 5: The reversal of fortunes. The 'pony' replaces the head of the attacker with their own. The roles have been reversed.
All horse people, please be aware of these attacks. We can only hope that coffee
And likits
Can save us from this terrible fate. Forewarned is forearmed.
Consider yourself warned the next time a craving takes over and you nibble your neddies. They are fighting back!
Oh. and just because she is beautiful
