Non horsey - Men!

Come on ladies!!

You've got to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince....so start kissing!!!!!!!

My other half cleans, cooks, washes, does the horses (sometimes), is impeccably dressed and looks like Ryan Phillipe.....only christ knows how I managed to bag him.

he is on loan to the highest bidder!!

Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, so what, enjoy the ride.
 
Bah, men, I can hardly even remember what they LOOK like! I'm assuming they're the rather hairy looking things I sometimes see when I'm wandering round tescos?!?

At only 28 I've totally resigned myself to singledom. I only want a drop dead gorgeous, intelligent, animal loving, quirky, rich, land owning, horse box driving 6 footer with lots of messy dark hair. Surely it can't be tooooo much to ask?!

As for kissing frogs, any kind of snog would go down pretty well at the mo!

*Trundles off outside to the pond with net in hand*
 
perfect11s said:
Im confused as to what women want... what do you want from us blokes??? because it dosent seem a nice easy going fella is what's wanted !!!seems its its ether money for horses or a charmer that treats women like a door mat and is violent when drunk ,
I get on great with my women friends but finding a partner seems an imposible task seem to end up with bonkers the mad woman, dont do the gold diggers are they a better bet ??
anwers please... 40 something male own horses, lorry, house but not much hair....:D
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Coo-eee! I see you're in Cheshire... :D
(;):D:p:o and other relevant smileys...:rolleyes:)
 
kaylouise67 said:
*Trundles off outside to the pond with net in hand*

Love this!! Little tip for you, the small ones are in the shorter grass and don't tend to hop off as easily :)
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Awesome, thanks for the tip. Maybe that's where I've been going wrong all these years, mine have all been far to good at hopping! Either that or I need a bigger net...
 
asterid said:
Well having been single for some time I am obviously not adept to the art of modern dating!

Now being 33, I dont think I am too out of the race, but why is it that most men I seem to meet or start chatting to always mention sex before I have been on a date with them!!!!

Is it too much to ask for a man to like you, want to take you for dinner, go on a few dates to get to know each other before the topic of extra curicular activities is mentioned????

Argh! Looks like it is going to be just me, my girl and my moggies forever! (makes for a peaceful time though :) )
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I am so with you on this!! I'm debating on becoming a cat spinster (I own 4) and being happy with them. Well I am happy with them so maybe I am a cat spinster. Wonder if I can include my lab and horses in the spinster equation too?!! Men smell and best avoided!!!!! :D:D
 
Originally Posted by lindsayH

At only 28 I've totally resigned myself to singledom. I only want a drop dead gorgeous, intelligent, animal loving, quirky, rich, land owning, horse box driving 6 footer with lots of messy dark hair. Surely it can't be tooooo much to ask?!

T-Bag said:
I came so close!!!

:)
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Ah I shall challenge you to a duel for her hand....after all she didn't say how much land...or specify that the hair had to be on my head!.....
 
lindsayH said:
Bah, men, I can hardly even remember what they LOOK like! I'm assuming they're the rather hairy looking things I sometimes see when I'm wandering round tescos?!?

At only 28 I've totally resigned myself to singledom. I only want a drop dead gorgeous, intelligent, animal loving, quirky, rich, land owning, horse box driving 6 footer with lots of messy dark hair. Surely it can't be tooooo much to ask?!

As for kissing frogs, any kind of snog would go down pretty well at the mo!

*Trundles off outside to the pond with net in hand*
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Googles "Where to hire a frog costume!" At last my plan is coming together...cue demonic laughter...
 
Hanno Verian said:
Well I shouldn't want you to think I'm easy......

But.....

What are you doing at eight!......
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LOL! Just making dinner for my kids, actually (you DO like children don't you? I warn you, they're teenagers :eek:)

Make it over the weekend, and you're on! (They'll be with their Dad):p
 
Fab thread!

T-Bag and Hanno Verian, no fighting boys...

Jenna, I think you've pulled!

KayLouise, I'm off to see if I can steal my neighbour's percheron, will that do? :D

Another vote for a HandH singles section.
 
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