Noooo! It's official... he has a girlfriend!

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However... these things can change ;) ....and now my pony has a sparkly set of new shoes on... I just need to find something else to rip shoes off now... and go and buy some amazing "aren't I sexy" breeches...

My new plan is for all of you to use him and convince him that his girlfriend is a trout (I'm sure she's very nice, but I want him all for ME!)... and that I am a fantabulous grape eating wonder.


hmm...
 
Noooo!!

Oh well...admire from afar and indulge in lots of naughty thoughts! Its never as good as your imagination when you nab them anyway!
 
Plans/suggestions/highly illegal plot type things on a postcard please :)

ETA: He brought his lovely housemate (also a farrier...also quite sexy...sadly engaged!) along with him because he's interested in buying one of our horses... and said flatmate seemed to know a lot more about me than I do!

ALSO... once again, one set... three and a half hours... between two of them... most of that time spent nattering.

Surely I'm in with a chance? Could someone kindly bludgeon her to death? In the nicest possible way of course ;)
 
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Well firstly someone on here said he had one... which was very sadmaking, and then his flatmate mentioned how irritated he was that his girlfriend was there this morning, which meant that he didn't get to climb into his bed and have gay cuddles to start the day...

My head hurts. I might just whack my morags out next time he's here... that ought to shut him up and make him stick around a bit longer :D !
 
so is the flatmate single or gay? Is it worth switching! If he is gay, can you befriend him for info lol! If he knows about you, then that says to me that he has been talking about you...which would mean he has noticed you...which would be a positive thing...
 
Starzaan said:
I might just whack my morags out next time he's here... that ought to shut him up and make him stick around a bit longer :D !
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LOL Again! Morags!? Love it. I very nearly wet myself then. Do you know the flatmate well enough to pry for info re trouty GF? How long they've been together? If he's thinking of dumping her anytime soon etc!?
 
Genius... what with morags, breeches and kokopellis trout eating horse I'm sure to bag him!

This is very poo... I have moved on from grapes, I'm about to whack out the Ben and Jerry's!

:(

I only met said flat mate today annoyingly... he was very nice but sadly is engaged... and might realise how much of a nutcase I am if I start doing some digging re: troutface!

Oh WOE IS ME. At least my pony is happy in his sparkly new ballet shoes...
 
Shameless double posting but I'm feeling VERY sorry for myself now :(

I overdid the Ben and Jerry's and feel quite spectacularly ill... and have the shakes because I'm a knob and ate sugar without eating something else first!

AND THEN I fell over my own feet and twisted the same ankle.

POOOOOOOOOOOO in the extreme.

I demand sympathy and trout killing... and for someone to tell Ben and Jerry to put on the side of their tubs "do not eat me whole... you'll feel rank afterwards".
 
Starzaan said:
Shameless double posting but I'm feeling VERY sorry for myself now :(

I overdid the Ben and Jerry's and feel quite spectacularly ill... and have the shakes because I'm a knob and ate sugar without eating something else first!

AND THEN I fell over my own feet and twisted the same ankle.

POOOOOOOOOOOO in the extreme.

I demand sympathy and trout killing... and for someone to tell Ben and Jerry to put on the side of their tubs "do not eat me whole... you'll feel rank afterwards".
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Even with the warning I'd still eat it whole! :)

Don't get too down it may not last is it a recent realtionship?

And you never know some kind HHOer may have finished off the job :P
 
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