Now THIS takes the ultimate designer dog cake!

[PucciNPoni]

My collegue grooms a dog for a lady who's travelling a goodly distance to pick up a new puppy tmrw. The woman said that she was told that it was a proper breed - but that it was a...

.....get ready for it...


...................


Long haired white GSD crossed with a................(CC, please don't kill me now)












BICHON!

WTF?!


She couldn't remember what the breeder called it, but that it had a proper name and everything doncha know.



Shall we try to give it one here?

White Alsachon

Long Haired German Bichon?

Bichohard

I'm crap at this - someone help please!

 

[s4sugar]

From some of the letters is the two parents' breeds;-
bichon frise & white German shepherd dog you can take the ON from Bichon & M, O & R from the GSD

That spells moron!

Is that the breeder or the purchaser rather than the pup though?

WTF is what springs to mind.

 

[Ranyhyn]

Ergh mutant pup alert!

 

[CorvusCorax]

"Disaster"?!

Would love to see a picture!!!

 

[Ranyhyn]

A german bichon shep

 

[Hedwards]

CC - here you go...


http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pets4homes/home.nsf/dogsforsale/BB4CF87A73DD0653802579A900014E8F

 

[PucciNPoni]

CC - here you go...


http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pets4homes/home.nsf/dogsforsale/BB4CF87A73DD0653802579A900014E8F

Think that might be the same breeder.

 

[PucciNPoni]

Someone please tell me that the sire has to be the Bichon

 

[s4sugar]

Those pups don't have Bichon coats.

 

[CorvusCorax]

Did anyone else Google the phone number

One of a kind alright, and costing more than my pup cost and just under what B and his sister combined cost who needs health testing, five gen pedigrees and a performance record. Somebody is paying it *sigh*

 

[Ranyhyn]

Frise white bich?

 

[s4sugar]

£50 more than
the purebred (note not registered) Bichons on the same phone number!

 

[frankie7]

I see nothing wrong with that cross.... After all the are very fluffy! There was a ad on Facebook for a Shiz tzu cross bull dog! Bet that was ugly

 

[PucciNPoni]

I see nothing wrong with that cross.... After all the are very fluffy! There was a ad on Facebook for a Shiz tzu cross bull dog! Bet that was ugly

I groomed one of these for someone years ago - who cheerfully called it a Bull Shitz (actually it was a shih tzu x french bull dog, so not quite so bad) and it was fugly. And had a horrible temperament too.

 

[Spudlet]

I expect they will have very big paws, anyway... *headdesk*

 

[MurphysMinder]

Just why ! Those coats just look like a normal long coat GSD to me anyway

 

[GeeGeeboy]

Is that even physically possible!?!

 

[muddygreymare]

Seriously, just why?! Poor dogs :/

 

[Inthemud]

Do you think that some people just get extremely drunk one evening and have bets about the stupidest crosses they can think of? Then some poor dog has to pay for it.....

 

[fallenangel123]

£500!!!!!

Why???

 

[CorvusCorax]

Also, can I have some designer dog cake please?

 

[MurphysMinder]

I actually thought this thread was going to have pictures of a dog themed cake !

 

[blackcob]

And me!

Freead numpty of the day: Advert for a male English bulldog - "he has been spade."

 

[s4sugar]

 

[CorvusCorax]

LMAO!!!!

(Although I would prefer the paws to be a little bigger, if I were to be hyper-critical...)

 

[MurphysMinder]

And me!

Freead numpty of the day: Advert for a male English bulldog - "he has been spade."

Is that rather than the 2 bricks method?

 

[s4sugar]

LMAO!!!!

(Although I would prefer the paws to be a little bigger, if I were to be hyper-critical...)

Big enough?

 

[MurphysMinder]

Size of the paws is perfect, they do seem to be a toe short though.

 

[CorvusCorax]

Perfect

Although MM, you are correct, that is a sad by-product of indiscriminate cross-breeding and his poor hips are gone already

 

[PucciNPoni]

OMG, how do you guys managed to make me crease with laughter at 6 am!

Love the cake pictures!