Now wouldn't this look better

[cruiseline]

Thanks for the heads up partoow regarding the diamonds, will get on to my personal shopper immediately!!!!!!!!!!!

Agree with the comment on taup colour for men, and not too tight, please!!!!!!!!!

I heard one dressage judge's comment regarding a particular gentlemens choice of breeches. She said, and I quote.

"My god not only can you tell he is a man, you can also tell he is jewish!!!!!!!

made me laugh a lot!!!!!!!!

A quick low down on the diamonte handled schooling whip, it rips your gloves to shreads.

 

[Super_Kat]

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We wont mention the fact that I've entered BD on the 15th

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*Shakes head*

Any respect I had for you has just gone.

 

[Partoow]

I've said it before and i'll say it again rubber gloves just are'nt what they used to be!!

 

[BBs]

*Rumages through mothers jewellery box*

YAY diamonds.....

 

[Rosiefan]

LMAO - I just love the way the dressage divas send themselves (and each other) up on this forum. Keep it up chaps

 

[Partoow]

What ever do you mean????..... we dressage DIVAs are all serious talented individuals who pride themselves in their attention to bling detail and the hope that the flash from our diamonds in the sunlight will blind the jugde at just the right moment to cover up that slightly dodgy transition from piaffe to passage.........

 

[BBs]

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that the flash from our diamonds in the sunlight will blind the jugde at just the right moment to cover up that slightly dodgy transition from piaffe to passage.........

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Or in my case, trot to canter.

 

[sachak]

oh, what entertainment it has been reading this thread... nice job david and best of luck with the diva status lol!!!

x

 

[PaddyMonty]

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at just the right moment to cover up that slightly dodgy transition .........

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I'd be over the moon with just slightly dodgy

 

[Partoow]

So would most of the males [wont say men, may offend] doing dressage..

 

[cruiseline]

Oh and darlings, please don't forget that rather conspicuous looking anagrammed (gold leaf, of course) envelope, sufficently padded, that is discreetly placed in the 'C' judges pocket while sipping champagne (with pinky cocked at just the right angle) in the hospitality tent.

I haven't had a percentage below 70% for months, have you.

 

[PaddyMonty]

Ah

Thats better

 

[cruiseline]

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So would most of the males [wont say men, may offend] doing dressage..

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LOL

Its the sitting trot that does it, every time.

 

[BBs]

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Oh and darlings, please don't forget that rather conspicuous looking anagrammed (gold leaf, of course) envelope, sufficently padded, that is discreetly placed in the 'C' judges pocket while sipping champagne (with pinky cocked at just the right angle) in the hospitality tent.

I haven't had a percentage below 70% for months, have you.

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Im beginning to see where Im going wrong.

 

[PaddyMonty]

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Its the sitting trot that does it, every time.

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NO!!!! Dont say that. Partoow insisted on me working in sitting trot last session. This is way too far over the line.

 

[BBs]

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Ah

Thats better

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Now youre talking lol

 

[Weezy]

She let you trot

I am not allowed out of walk, so I DEFFO am not turning into a Diva anytime soon - tis OK Rambo, I am still FIRMLY on side

I do always wear diamond studs tho...

 

[cruiseline]

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Its the sitting trot that does it, every time.

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NO!!!! Dont say that. Partoow insisted on me working in sitting trot last session. This is way too far over the line.

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We dressage trainers have ways of turning you MEN into fabulous dressage queens

 

[Partoow]

Sorry.......[best BlackAdder Elizabeth the first voice]
Who's QUEEN!????
Struts off now in a flurry of glitter spray, and tight lycra and the latest Anky outfit to go and ride young horse in pouring rain.......

 

[Alibear]

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that the flash from our diamonds in the sunlight will blind the jugde at just the right moment to cover up that slightly dodgy transition from piaffe to passage.........

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Or in my case, trot to canter.

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I raise you , or in my case by my failed attempts to get into the arena.

 

[cruiseline]

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Sorry.......[best BlackAdder Elizabeth the first voice]
Who's QUEEN!????
Struts off now in a flurry of glitter spray, and tight lycra and the latest Anky outfit to go and ride young horse in pouring rain.......

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Who's Queen - We are!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean you don't have an indoor school with full length mirrors, top of the range HiFi system and a viewing gallery, decked out in mohogany.

Makes note to ones self, never to speak to partoow again, she's not a real DIVA

Anky!!!!!!!! Definately last year darling, haven't you heard, Kyra K is this seasons black.

Struts of to tack room to make sure go-fors are spit and polishing latest comfort this and designer that. I want to see my diamonds shine it it you know.

 

[PaddyMonty]

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You mean you don't have an indoor school with full length mirrors, top of the range HiFi system and a viewing gallery, decked out in mohogany.

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No she doesn't! She makes us poor peons ride outdoors in all weather!

 

[cruiseline]

Oh you poor man, no wonder you can do sitting trot in that weather

 

[Rambo]

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She let you trot

I am not allowed out of walk, so I DEFFO am not turning into a Diva anytime soon - tis OK Rambo, I am still FIRMLY on side

I do always wear diamond studs tho...

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Being based on a dressage yard as I now am I do get a little sensitive to people being converted to Diva status

I've never seen so many white hand towels either...and all in the tack room next to the sink too....how convenient

 

[Weezy]

Have always wondered what they actually DO with the white hand towels...