LMAO my non horsey friends dont understand half of the stuff i say e.g gymkhana, jodphurs, numnah, stable(lol my uncle once called this a shed haha) ect.
My Dad calls stables their "houses".
I've also had people say to me things before like:
"Why does your horse have that silly thing on it's neck" ~ Martingale
"Your horse wears boots? Wow how does he put them on?" LOL at this one, they think I actually mean boots!