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Apparently 17 Eastern Europeans have been stolen from felixstow docks. This theft happened in broad daylight in full sight of the security guards.

Police are looking for 2 shetlands and a black smart car.
The public are warned not to approach the pair as they have hoofs and are not afraid to use them.

Please pass this message on to a zillion people in the next 30 seconds.
 
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Now they are gone we wont have to worry anymore then!
 
You can't trust those bloody Shetlands an inch.

Guess we will all have to go round the fruit farms and plumbers merchants and see if any of the stolen East Europeans turn up.
 
That's really freaky because only yesterday I saw a black smart car in Berkshire!!

I think it was driven by a border collie though - maybe part of a bigger gang?
 
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Were the ponies cloned?
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They were in Southampton later and have just been spotted in Liverpool.

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Not as far as I know. However, the smart car they are using was stolen from a top secret MOD research site. It is fitted with 23 turbo chragers, 4 jet engines and a cup holder.
This might explain the vast area in which they are operating.
 
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It is fitted with 23 turbo chragers, 4 jet engines and a cup holder.

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This whole thing is just getting silly.


Everyone knows the Smart cars are already supercharged, what would they need turbos for too?

Are they big jet engines and can it reach warp speed?
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This sighting should be reported to the Police.....we all know that those Shetlands don't have either driving licenses OR insurance.
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Update!
I've just recived word that a black smart car with a dodgy looking shetland has just been sighted at a cabbage fields in Lincolnshire taking photos of the Polish workers. Police fear they may be stealing to order.
 
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This whole thing is just getting silly.

Everyone knows the Smart cars are already supercharged, what would they need turbos for too?


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Because turbo chragers are more effective once the engine has exceeded 3000rpm. The super charger is there to get over the issue of Turbo Lag from a standing start. Dont yer know nuffink bout engines?
and yes they are really massive jet engines but minuturized.
 
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Police fear they may be stealing to order.

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I have it from the most reliable source that it is the infamous P.O.L.O. gang (Polish Orientated Larceniest Orses).

It was originally thought to be the C.A.R.O.T gang but the tyres on the car are definitely NOT parelli.
 
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Because turbo chragers are more effective once the engine has exceeded 3000rpm. The super charger is there to get over the issue of Turbo Lag from a standing start. Dont yer know nuffink bout engines?
and yes they are really massive jet engines but minuturized.

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WOW! why are they bothering to nick Eastern workers, with that kind of mechanical skill you'd think an F1 racing team would employ them
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Are you sure they have not fitted a 3 stage Nitrous kit too
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Police sources are stating that the cars ARE turbo kitted and have a large subwoofer on the rear parcel shelf.
Witnesses in Lincolnshire have reported seeing a faint blue neon glow coming from the underside of the car and hearing gangsta rap music blaring.

In a so far unrelated story horses on Lincoln common have reportedly been seen being approached by a pair of shetland ponies armed with a photo album
 
Conflicting reports as to whether the ponies are black or white (or, in the case of the collie, black AND white) seem to suggest this is a large gang rather than one or two individuals.

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How did you know they were Shetlands, did you check their passports or are they illegal immagrants?

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Apparently it said 'made in shetland' on the label in thier pullies.
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"pullies"? - there may be two gangs on the loose then as the descriptions of the Linconshire spotted these bad boys of bling were defintiely wearing hoodies and diamonte brow bands
 
I dunno why anyone's surprised by this story, everyone knows that Shetlands are Evil!!
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I think they will be kidnapping polish workers and enlisting them into making muzzles, to put on the entire horse owning population.
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