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Latest pics supplied to this reporter seem to indicate several gangs.
This gang are trying to hide behind sunglasses
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And these were spotted at a motorway services after an obviously successful round up.
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It is now confirmed from my police sources that there is an organised group of gangs focusing on the midlands, south and southwest.
They are thought to have done a fleet deal on supercharged smart cars in various colours and are always seen photographing Eastern European workers before the kidnapping occurs. They are specifically targeting chavs in matching tracksuits and wearing large amounts of gold. It is feared the gold is stripped from the victims and pawned for carrots.
It is thought they have perfected the art of squeezing 17 workers into a smart car but there are unsubstantiated claims that a shire horse maybe driving a white transit van for the gang.
 
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How did you know they were Shetlands, did you check their passports or are they illegal immagrants?

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Apparently it said 'made in shetland' on the label in thier pullies.
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shetlands in sheeps clothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll circulate this important info immediately to all my contacts.
I expect to see the very good pic of the thief and the vehicle on BBC crimewatch very soon.
 
omg it must be true as there is so much supporting evidence, come to think of it my carrots went missing last night, ile get forensics in and do some dna to find out if its the shetties or the shire thats the dirty rotten theif.
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Do as that woman did only last week - be a brave mother and turn in your Shetland.
He may perhaps have to do some time in "jeuvie" but you will have chance to turn him from his life of crime.
Perhaps he could cut a deal with the cops in return for only a suspended starvation paddock sentence?
 
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My haffy found this carrot, OMG I think my shettie might be involved! What shall I do?
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good grief that carrot is as big as your haffy, looks like your shetty has had to trade in a lot of eastern euroupeans for that b*gg*r i hope the shire didnt see it.
 
But where do you draw the line?
This week its joy riding, kidnap and theft
Next week she'll be pregnant by an unknown father, smoking 20 a day and being done for D&D down at the hay barn.
Tell her to reveal the names of the others in this professional gang before anymore cabbage pickers have to suffer
 
I've just confronted her and found her with a headcollar belonging to someone called Milton!!??!! I'm turning her in!
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good for you, these criminals need sorting one way or another, were behind you all the way...... OMG...... the other horse seen, the shire, ive got a shire, im off to yard right now to investigate......ile be back.
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but look on the bright side, if she's a single mother at 18 she'll get a free house and all her bills paid
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you could live the life of riley just for being the owner
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Apparently a friend of a friend's dog's groomer's son took this photo of a young shire horse fleeing the scene when confronted earlier today:
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I'm sure this info is spot on it's from such a reliable source!
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and acres and acres of inner city concrete is being turned into palacial stabling with lush green paddocks to house these illegal-immegrant shetlands with no passports, all of whom are single mums! and we are all paying for this through our taxes. its got to stop! where will it end? it'll be menages for all mini spotteds next. I call on all of you to email your MP and call for compulsory gelding of all these gangs.
That young shire looks shifty to me, do you think hes pawned the poor peoples training shoes and hoodies for a sack of carrots?
its Friday night, all PLEASE keep a look out for gangs of shires on field corners eyeing up the local cabbage pickers, they have all weekend to kidnap and ship them out to those big farms in France.
 
I have also heard that there is a gang of appaloosa mares driving round in pink Suzuki Vitaras kidnapping beauticians and holding them to ransom until they have painted their hooves and cut and blow dried their manes and tails!
 
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