Offended people - Queued moderation proposal

lillith said:
I am offended that the 'offense clique' has banded together making those of us who find it difficult to take anything written by an obviously bored person seriously enough to get offended about it feel excluded.

I will continue to refuse to take anything that could possibly be taken as tongue in cheek seriously and refuse to bow to any offense people take at my approach because their discrimination against those with a sense of humour offends me.

:)
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I take offence at this on the grounds that I cant understand it, mummy, that lady is frightening me with complicated sentences :eek: BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA insert crying child smiley, or preferebly cryee.........
 
I am offended that this thread is still going on.

I have also found I am offended by the word offended, so the more offended I get, the more offended I get..

The more offended I get....
 
I am offended that I am not understood, it is offensive that you cannot understand my entirely random thought processes once translated to text while on the phone via my creative sentance structure and typos. :)
 
im offended that i cant just stay reading this thread and being offended but the OH will be offended if he comes home and finds that ive been slacking with the house work. and im offended i got to do the house work in the first place. I'm now going to offend the horses with some trully offensive hay and will be offened when they stick the noses up in the air do they not understand due to the offensive weather last year there is a rather offensive hay shortage so the only hay i could get will just have to be offensive. I will probly sneak back in e very offending manner to have a look once the rather offensive duo have been feed.

P.S i'm also offended as i still can't find the smileys
 
cloptonpartridge said:
I'm offended that I can't just stay reading this thread and being offended but the OH will be offended if he comes home and finds that I've been slacking with the house work and I'm offended I got to do the house work in the first place. I'm now going to offend the horses with some truly offensive hay and will be offended when they stick the noses up in the air, do they not understand due to the offensive weather last year there is a rather offensive hay shortage, so the only hay I could get will just have to be offensive. I will probably sneak back in a very offending manner to have a look once the rather offensive duo have been feed.

P.S I'm also offended as I still can't find the smileys
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To enable the use of smileys :

Go into User CP towards the top left corner (just above the forum areas) and a Your Control Panel column will turn up,
below Settings & Options go into Edit Options,
scroll down to Miscellaneous Options (the last topic),
after it says Message Editor Interface, there is a box where it might say Basic Editor - A simple text box,
change that to the second option = Standard Editor - Extra formatting controls.
Then click the button Save Changes.

When you return to the forum, if you click the Post Reply button to write your next reply (= not using the Quick Reply box), a box of smileys and a few other things will become available, if you do use the Quick Reply box, there will now be a Go Advanced button below the Quick Reply box, press that and a box with smileys and the few other things will become available.



And to add to the thread, I'm slightly offended by people using minuscule i when they mean capital I!

:D
 
I'm very offended by Pedantic not taking any notice of my new slogans for him, which took me whole seconds to think of:mad: In fact, I'm sulking **huffs**:mad::mad:
 
Fii said:
I am very offended, that you did'nt reply to my genuine, inquiry, into your uphauledness, are you now unuphauled, or uphauling???;)
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I am unuphauled, having dropped my arse onto the sofa, but am still offended, discusted and trying to fink of a way to work the misspelling 'GAWJUS' into this sentence as something else that has uphauled me today. :p
 
blackcob said:
Your perving on my sig is highly offensive, I am discusted and uphauled!










(Oooorf, my fingers are actually itching to spell that properly, what a sap. :o)
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I'm highly offended that you should think of me as a perv :D I was of course looking at the torso's of members horses not the 'GAWJUS' half naked young men in the sig's. Anyway don't you think it's about time you 'uphauled' your self off your sofa as it is probably offended that you are sitting on it :D:D
 
TheBlackMoth said:
I am deeply offended that no one has actually commented on my original proposal!
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As it is aparenty a British tradition to queue to make admins job slightly easier i think only the UK forum users should have thier posts filtered for offensivness, as i feel it would be unfair to impose our love for queing on other nations as they may be offended by queing, and as a nation we may be offended by other nations pinching one of our much loved traditions. :D:D:D

I have to say i am highly and lowly (didn't want to offend by height) offended by the amount of times 'offended' and 'offensive' has been used since TheBlackMoth started this thread :):):)
 
cloptonpartridge said:
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i have smiles so am not so offended any more.....









whoops i used lille i instead of big I hope your not too offended:D:D:D;)
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;) I'm deeply offended by the way you repay my help in how to get smileys working... ;) *sulk*







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P.s. I'm glad that you now can use your smileys but I must ask, did you happen to use the word lille by pure coincidence, or do you perhaps speak Danish or Swedish? :confused:
Lille is a real word in both those languages and Swedish is my first language.

:D
 
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