Official Starzaan Appreciation Thread!

[DaisyDoll]

Comment if you have ever fallen off a chair/stopped breathing/gotten funny looks/choked on something from laughing at these threads!

 

[blitznbobs]

Raises hand slowly... please don't be upset starzaan

 

[reindeerlover]

I have sniggered mercilessly and choked on my own saliva once. Classy huh?

 

[tinkandlily]

I nearly spat tea all over my laptop
I am new to starzaan's threads, but i'll keep my eyes out for more.

Keep up the good work

 

[joeanne]

*makes megaphone hands and yells*

"I HAVE"

 

[Bettyboo222]

I have

 

[vicky86]

Got to say I'm new to them too but yes bloody hilarious.

 

[Crazydancer]

Does snorting your drink back down your nose count? If so...... *waves hand in air*....

 

[killikyle]

oh gawd yes (and still waiting for welly dance vid!)

 

[redcascade]

I have Sorry Starzaan! I think you should write a book

 

[suzi]

*raises hand*

Me!! I spat coke all over the cat too - he was not amused!

 

[dibbin]

Me me meeeee! Should we start a "Starzaan Fans, but in a non-madlesbiany way" Clique??

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

I am raising two arms, both feet, and a back brace!

 

[Jesstickle]

It's the wafting morags that get me every time. I am laughing just typing it out. wafting morags. PMSL

 

[lialls]

Meeee, they actaully make me laugh out loud

 

[tinkandlily]

Me me meeeee! Should we start a "Starzaan Fans, but in a non-madlesbiany way" Clique??

Sounds like a plan

 

[Bowen4Horses]

*makes megaphone hands and yells*

"I HAVE"

*snorts and inhales a milkybar button*

*chokes*

*nearly dies*

 

[joeanne]

*slinks in, slaps Clippy on the back and slinks back out*

 

[Sparkles]

Oh.My.Days.

I'll join...can bear sausages if you want??

 

[Jericho]

me too! love her threads - there is definitely a book to be had out of her adventures....

 

[Bowen4Horses]

without meaning to make you all jealous, starzaan is actually my NBBF (IDST)

that means she is my new best friend forever, if destroyed still true.

i know her middle name and everything...

don't be scared Starzaan... starzaan? s s s s s s starzaan?

*tumbleweed*

 

[DH1]

Have I ever Starzaans posts are legendary
She should write a book ooh and then there could be a movie !!

 

[Crazy Friesian]

Absolutely hilarious Shame Starzaan, but you really should write a book. just think, you could have all the sausages (lightly spiced ones are best ) and farriers you desire....

 

[greenlivery]

Love Starzaan's posts. Hope we all get invited to the wedding!

 

[Clannad48]

Does nearly crashing your car when seeing a sign for 'Farriers Corner' count

 

[[69117]]

Clippy, how on EARTH did you find out my middle name??!?!!! If you tell the farrier then he'll NEVER EVER want me at all!!!!

I am still sitting in a bucket of whelks having my soul sucked out, but you lovely lot have made me take a couple of the whelks out so I can have time to read this thread before I implode and my morags waft no more...

 

[flirtygerty]

She doesn't post often enough, I LOL then have to read the posts to my Oh,
who doesn't see the attraction

 

[Beezer]

*Emerges blinking in the sunlight after crawling from under The Lurking Rock*

Starzaan, I read your posts during my work breaks. I have a job where I need to be The Voice of Authority and a Little Bit Scary. People are now wondering why I have funny turns where I mutter "Morags! Farriers!! Mechanics!!! Welly Dances!!!! Bwah ha ha" and make barely-disguised-as-a-coughing-fit sniggery dashes to the Ladies' loos. This is seriously undermining my reputation. Please refrain from posting during work hours.

*Crawls back under Lurking Rock and waits to hear if the Welly Dance will be adapted to feature a string of FF-enticing sausages being wiggled feather-boa-stylee round the neck in future*

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

*Emerges blinking in the sunlight after crawling from under The Lurking Rock*

Starzaan, I read your posts during my work breaks. I have a job where I need to be The Voice of Authority and a Little Bit Scary. People are now wondering why I have funny turns where I mutter "Morags! Farriers!! Mechanics!!! Welly Dances!!!! Bwah ha ha" and make barely-disguised-as-a-coughing-fit sniggery dashes to the Ladies' loos. This is seriously undermining my reputation. Please refrain from posting during work hours.

*Crawls back under Lurking Rock and waits to hear if the Welly Dance will be adapted to feature a string of FF-enticing sausages being wiggled feather-boa-stylee round the neck in future*

ROFLMAO - you need to come out more often . That made me snort (and it hurt the roof of my mouth!)

 

[Ellies_mum2]

*peeps round corner waving hand in the air*



The thought of Starzaans mother waving sausages about to try and entice the FF had me rolling in my chair


Sorry