Official Starzaan Appreciation Thread!

Fab posts as ever.

Sadly whenever there is mention of 'Morags' I think of a lady I know called Morag who is somewhat lacking in that department, and who would be the least likely person EVER to wave a wellie at a farrier.

(Think ageing, bespectacled right wing student type, very proper!)
 
Starzaan has an amazing sense of the ridiculous and isn't frightened to laugh at herself. She brightens up a dull day with her crazy threads and makes me snort on a worryingly constant basis.

I am addicted to her posts and agree she should write a book, or a soap type telly series. Her mother sounds as mad as she is!

Please can I join the Starzaan aprreciation clique?
 
Starzaan's posts kept me laughing whilst I was stuck in the house with a broken ankle and now the first thing I do when I log on is see if there is anything new on the Farrier, Mechanic and Dog Vomit lurve triangle. Thanks Starzaan and yes we need a book :D
 
this needs to be said in the style of Donkey from shrek

me..... me...... Me....... ME........ EM...... oops

Well it is hard to type bouncing up and down like donkey!

and it is very embaressing going red in the face, snorting and then having to explain myself to my office mates.
 
I enjoy being appreciated.

Please ask FF to join in. I could do with being appreciated by him...



IF you know what I mean... ;)
 
Rosie_M said:
Reading your threads whilst drinking cup-a-soup is really not such a bright idea.

Nearly shot a pea down my nose.




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Pmsl!!!!!

Love Starzaans posts, BUT I SEEM TO HAVE MISSED THE SAUSAGE ONE :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Must go look, must go look, must go......... :D
 
I can see that Starzaan is going to be blamed for all sorts of odd post-reading related injuries. I do hope she is insured.

As for me, I was making a lemon cake and happily grating the zest of a lemon when I thought of the "de-waxing a lemon with a lighter" tale. I am now going to sue for a large supply of blue plasters as I grated my knuckles when I snorted.

Starzaan you are a legend!
 
Ladyinred said:
I can see that Starzaan is going to be blamed for all sorts of odd post-reading related injuries. I do hope she is insured.

As for me, I was making a lemon cake and happily grating the zest of a lemon when I thought of the "de-waxing a lemon with a lighter" tale. I am now going to sue for a large supply of blue plasters as I grated my knuckles when I snorted.

Starzaan you are a legend!
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I hope you waxed the lemon first.
 
Ok, sausage thread duly read. I am now crying helplessly, on the floor AGAIN!!!

Thank god I am home alone.

Starzaan I also love you in a totally non-squirrel kisser un lesbo way.


But I still love you. :D
 
Another Starzaan fan here. I just can't get the wafting morags (turquoise clad, of course), welly dance and lemon waxing out of my head (let alone the FF and the sausage). Thank goodness for HHO - we wouldn't have known anything about her without it!
 
Yarp!! I've started to use morags to replace the other word I used, I used to think drains were boring but now understand they laugh like we do and recently I have found myself thinking about whelks more than I usually do.

I've also got snortitis. It's quite painful... thinking about wearing a bib for HHO moments.
 
*snortle* this thread is getting almost as funny as a genuine starzaan one!

i hardly ever post but had to join in with this thread to show my appreciation for starzaan. woman, you are an absolute legend! :D
 
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I venture out of CR to read them. Dead funny and they have brought a new dimension into my vocabulary. For instance, the use of the word 'Morag'. I used it to great effect in a Board Meeting today - I am the only female on our Board of Directors - it foxed 'em good and proper. I am not saying in what context I used it, but I got a resolution passed because of it

The farrier hunting and trout activities make me laugh. I sit in my office and kill myself with laughing. Starzaan, if you were an estate agent, I would give you a job tomorrow just to entertain my staff and me. Keep it coming.
 
I have no shame in admitting that I have peed a bit laughing at Starzaan's posts. (I'm joking of course) Please keep it coming! I need more nipple tassels, welly dancing, face licking and sausage wielding!!
 
JessandCharlie said:
I have no shame in admitting that I have peed a bit laughing at Starzaan's posts. (I'm joking of course) Please keep it coming! I need more nipple tassels, welly dancing, face licking and sausage wielding!!
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Tenalady in the next weekly shop then???
 
My best mate caught me sniggering away while Reading one of starzaans threads(well snorting and some other weird non descript noises) so of course I just had to sit her down and let her read a few and now she's hooked.
Ps will the welly dance be the first dance at your wedding:D
 
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