Official Starzaan Appreciation Thread!

Starzaan,

I really hope this thread makes you feel better about the FF incident. See all the very unclassy things that the others have ended up doing (myself included)? We are all uncouth heathens, best men get used to it ;)

My chap was mightily let down by me the other day. He was working so hard that I decided to send him a Luuurvely *private* photo now normally I would take it and send it, but that day I was particularly tired and he was fixing his forrager and not due home till very late, so I cheated, I looked on the internet, took a piccy that looked similar to me and sent it! Well bless me if he didn't run home and jump into bed to find... a pair of lazy hairy mamouth legs instead of the smooth, silky ones in the pic do you know what he said....?

Grrrrrr!!!! Game on!!!!! There is just no accounting for men! Thank god for that, we can make as big a tits as we want and get away with it. So just keep doing what you are doing girl, be unclassy and be proud ;) We love ya for it :) :)
 
Ahaa definately, Starzaan always brightens up my day; until I lose my voice after fits of laughter! :L Starzaan would you like to publish a book for us? I would deffo buy some; great presents for the family this Christmas, start writing please? xx
 
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if I get the farrier, I promise I will write a book for you all. Cross my morags and hope to die.

Happy now?!?!
 
queenbee, I'm sorry, but your use of the phrase "fixing his forrager" has very nearly killed me ... but that's because I am a filthy minded trollop who shouldn't be allowed out.

And Starzaan, surely you shouldn't be able to cross your morags at your age?
 
Can I join in please? I now refrain from reading Starzaan's posts whilst at work in v-e-r-y serious job after the director next door asked me if I was having an asthma attack whilst I was reading the sausage wafting mother post. Out of hours entertainment only for me these days. :D

Thank you Starzaan - you and the fit farrier, turquoise clad morags and welly dances are the stuff of legends. Keep up the good work :D :D
 
I always read Starzaan's threads - the most fun you can have on H&H forums I think!

I would love to know if the fit farrier is aware he is being worshipped and adored, not to mention his most minute actions analysed to the nth degree by a large proportion of the horse owning, online public.....think he might get a little bit of stage fright!! ;)

Also waiting for the welly dance and I think your Mum should also set up her own thread.....sounds like the entertaining tendancies run in the family!
 
dibbin said:
queenbee, I'm sorry, but your use of the phrase "fixing his forrager" has very nearly killed me ... but that's because I am a filthy minded trollop who shouldn't be allowed out.

And Starzaan, surely you shouldn't be able to cross your morags at your age?
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trundles off to bed hairy legged to find her wonderful man and his forrager! *sniggers with glee*

Night all :)
 
horses13 said:
Who?:confused:
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Eh? Oh, FF?

The dopey (and now thinking possibly gay) but fit farrier! Mean to say, what straight bloke in his right mind could resist the turquoise clad, morag wafting antics of the beloved Starzaan - never mind her sausage wielding mama :D
 
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I actually never want to see another sausage again!

I am enjoying the idea of being worshipped... mad lesbiany or otherwise...
 
The sausage post was great, thankfully have my own office now so can snigger and snort away, :D
However I struggled to keep a straight face when I got home from work to find OH had cooked - 'Ive done you a sausage surprise thingy' he said:eek: :eek:
 
*Puts hand up * I am another avid follower of Starzaan's trilemma. Snorting/teena lady moments abound.
However have followed the wise one's advice and have taken up casual face licking. You would be shocked, oh oracle of morag wafting wisdom, how many people run far, far away. I will perist and endevour to make the Emerald Isle a face-licking friendly place.
*bows the the welly dancing one*
Tee hee!!
 
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I think I heart Starzaan! thanks to her threads I have now perfected the silent snort and laughing hysterically while everyone else thinks there's nothing going on at all. they keep me very entertained during my "gap few months" waiting to start my phd.
THANK YOU Starzaan :)
 
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