Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me a Mercedes Benz...

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My friends tow with a Porsche and I must make amends...
Towed hard all my lifetime, with my Defender One Ten..
Last night I got towed home by a Massey Fergus'e'n...
 
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Oh lord, won't you buy me a Horse SUV...
The kind that has cookers and colour TV...
I swear i will jump that 6ft by three..
So Lord, just you look in the 5t category....
 
We had this hanging on the wall at thr stables I worked at.


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a horsey that bends.
My friends all ride warmbloods, I must make amends.
I practice my leg yields, each evenin 'til ten.
So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a horsey that bends.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that won't buck
I'm tired of trying to land standing up.
I spend all my time, brushing dirt off my butt.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that won't buck.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that won't bite.
I count all my fingers and toes every night.
I feel like a carrot, when I'm in his sight.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that won't bite.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse with a brain.
Mine is scared of his own shadow, it's driving me insane.
I ask him to do things, but he forgets his own name
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse with a brain.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that stays clean.
I brush him, I groom him, I've considered chlorine.
His color's too chestnut for a horse with grey genes.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that stays clean.

Oh Lord, won't you give hime some hindquarter drive.
This horse is so lazy, I'm not sure he's alive.
We bend and we circle, 'til way, way past five.
So oh Lord, won't you give him some hindquarter drive.
 
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse that wont break
My friends all ride sound ones, I feel such a fake
I work hard with the box rest, the wraps and the soak
So Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse that ain't broke
 
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse who shuns mud
My friends they all snigger when he's covered in crud
I work hard with my brushes, and my tears are in flood
So, Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse who hates mud
 
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse who stays home
He's annoying my neighbours when he starts to roam
I run to retrieve him from the wrong place in the gloam
So, Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse who stays home
 
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse that is tall
I can't find a nice one that isn't too small
I'm not asking for world class, just fun above all
So Lord won'tcha buy me a horse that is tall......
 
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a pony that stops
When hounds are running he's in front of the fox
The Master is angry, he's afraid for the crops
So Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a pony that stops
 
Oh Lord wontcha send me some new liveries,
They keep hugging bunnies, they keep hugging trees,
They worry their unclipped hairy cobs will freeze
Oh Lord wontcha send me some new liveries

Oh Lord wontcha send me a horse to win HOYS
I'm never gonna get there with my current boys,
I've cried and I've stamped and thrown out my toys
Oh Lord wontcha send me a horse to win HOYS

Oh Lord wontcha buy me a dog that ain't crackers,
My Vizsla he's crazy from the nose to the knackers,
I've tried being nice and I've tried using whackers
Oh Lord wontcha buy me dog that ain't crackers
 
alainax said:
We had this hanging on the wall at thr stables I worked at.


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that won't buck
I'm tired of trying to land standing up.
I spend all my time, brushing dirt off my butt.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse that won't buck.
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Believe or not.. I have landed on my feet. Twice! Lord knows how.

minesadouble said:
Oh Lord wontcha send me some new liveries,
They keep hugging bunnies, they keep hugging trees,
They worry their unclipped hairy cobs will freeze
Oh Lord wontcha send me some new liveries
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So funny. So so funny!
 
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a pony that goes?
My friends go for gallops; we plod in a doze
My legs are both knackered and my whip shoulder's froze
So Lord, won't you buy me a pony that goes?
 
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a horse I can catch?
He's off like a racehorse when I lift the gate latch
I've tried giving chase but I just ain't no match
So Lord, won't you buy me a horse I can catch?
 
Oh Lord, thanks for putting this horse in my path
He ain't no Valegro, but I don't mind that
He calls when he see me and I love him right back
So Lord, thanks for putting this horse in my path.
 
Oh Lord, wontcha buy me a horse that likes slow
Steady and easy is how I would go
I don't want to gallop I just want to whoa
Oh Lord wontcha buy me a horse that likes slow
 
Oh Lord woncha buy me a horse that is quick
So I can go rob that stagecoach and be gone in a tick
Don't want to be caught and end up in the nick
So Lord woncha but me a horse that is quick
 
Oh Lord wontcha find me some staff that ain't lazy
These stables are rank, its driving me crazy!
All I ask for is someone who isn't a Dick
Oh Lord wontcha find me some staff that ain't lazy!
 
Oh lord wontcha buy me a saddle that fits,
Fed up of the searching, I'm at the end of my wits,
I will happily trade some old rugs or some bits,
If lord wontcha buy me a saddle that fits.
 
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