Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me a Mercedes Benz...

Oh Lord won'tcha send me a terrier that hears,
I've three of the critters and I swear they've no ears
At the sight of a bunny no one reappears
Oh lord won'tcha send me a terrier that hears....
 
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse that can read,
I recite dressage tests til my brain starts to bleed!
But in front of a judge can't translate word to deed
Oh Lord won'tcha buy me a horse that can read
 
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a dog that don't fart?
The fumes make my eyes run, the smell's off the chart
He clears out a room with the tiniest parp
So Lord, won't you buy me a dog that don't fart?
 
Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me a Mercedes Benz
I'm through now with horses 'til me broken leg mends
Will need room for the crutches, and chauffeuring friends
So Oh Lord, won'tcha buy me a Mercedes Benz
 
You lot are brilliant! So witty :)

Mine isn't, but it is true....

Oh Lord let me thank you for the horsey that's mine
A match made in heaven, he suits me just fine
He won't set the world on fire, but neither will I
Oh Lord let me thank you for the horsey that's mine
 
Oh Lord woncha send me some brave pants that fit
Wanna jump 1metre 20 and not give a s**t
My friends do it bareback and one with no bit
Oh Lord, all I need is some brave pants that fit.

In my dreams.
 
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