Oh my good god, I think I've finally cracked!

[Vizslak]

Really seriously, I think I have lost it!
Milo is well known for his 'talking' he sort of sits infront of you and makes funny noises whist clacking his jaws together...its very odd, certainly not dog language! Will try and video him doing it so you guys can see what I mean one day!
Anyway, earlier on our walk he rolled on some kind of dead rodent...pretty standard! SO just a minute ago I'm watching xfactor (the shame ) and he sits infront of me and does his talky bit.....now heres the really weird thing and I only just realised what I did...I said to him 'have you, let me look then'...Milo jumps on my lap, I check him for fleas find two dopey looking ones, squish em, pause xfactor (for shame again!) then get the frontline and dose everybody just incase!
Errrrr ???????? I spend to much time with my dogs me thinks!!!!

 

[Native Speaker]

The words 'lost cause' and 'hopeless case' spring to mind.........

 

[CAYLA]

Lol
My boy whippet also talks like this, he can have a full conversation, obs no body understands, but that does not matter to him

 

[smossy]

Men in white coats on the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
not for talking to the dog,but for watching X factor arrr

 

[Vizslak]

Yes well when you start understanding...start worrying!
How on earth I knew he was saying 'mum, I think I got fleas' I have no clue! I was sort of part paying attention because I was watching tv, if I actually consciously tried to understand him of course I would have no idea whatsoever! I know when he says 'mum I need a wee' and 'mum enter name here is doing something naughty', again I have no idea how I know what he means but 'mum, I think I got fleas' is a pretty impressive decipher I reckon! WIERD!
ets...especially as I think the last time I saw a flea on one of my dogs before Milo was even born, I'm a bit fanatical about flea treatment!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Barking!