Kenzo
Well-Known Member
its all coming back to me now
Not only do you need decent comfortable foot ware to walk miles in so you dont get blisters, they need to be waterproof, none slip and something you can also run in, as well as offering some sort of toe protection (all 5 virtually impossible!) hence blisters and running round the village like Ive had an accident in my pants!...even the horse is that embarrassed, hes trying to trot away from me rather than with me.
You then require eyes in the back of your head to keep an eye out for what traffic is coming from behind you ..those killer tractors with murdered bales of straw on the front, so you know when to get running and dive into the nearest drive way to take cover!...except you always get people that park their cars in their drives....how annoying!
Full American football body armour complete with gum shield accompanied with as much high viz as possible again not easy for running in however does offer you some protection from having your face re-arranged and the traffic tends to slow down more, gorpe as the drive by, recognise you, again that leads to further embarrassment.
You also need an extra pair of hands (dont we all a the best of times) and be able to magically jump from spot to another .basically be in two places at the same time which is humanly impossible.
Love it, I just love it
Not only do you need decent comfortable foot ware to walk miles in so you dont get blisters, they need to be waterproof, none slip and something you can also run in, as well as offering some sort of toe protection (all 5 virtually impossible!) hence blisters and running round the village like Ive had an accident in my pants!...even the horse is that embarrassed, hes trying to trot away from me rather than with me.
You then require eyes in the back of your head to keep an eye out for what traffic is coming from behind you ..those killer tractors with murdered bales of straw on the front, so you know when to get running and dive into the nearest drive way to take cover!...except you always get people that park their cars in their drives....how annoying!
Full American football body armour complete with gum shield accompanied with as much high viz as possible again not easy for running in however does offer you some protection from having your face re-arranged and the traffic tends to slow down more, gorpe as the drive by, recognise you, again that leads to further embarrassment.
You also need an extra pair of hands (dont we all a the best of times) and be able to magically jump from spot to another .basically be in two places at the same time which is humanly impossible.
Love it, I just love it
