oh the shame whilst out riding today! no laughing you lot!!!!!

I had a very near miss when I was out once.... I only just got my knickers back up and settled, when the whole of Maidstone cycling club shot past, I managed to look really innocent , like I was fiddling with my girth. Think i winged it!!!
 
Oh god forgive me I ve just shared this with my familichi ( as sister and I have experienced similar) and sister is wheezing thru laughing so much...I d move if I were you Shady!
 
Midlifecrisis said:
Oh god forgive me I ve just shared this with my familichi ( as sister and I have experienced similar) and sister is wheezing thru laughing so much...I d move if I were you Shady!
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yes indeed but where?! i'm a walking catastrophy and weirdo magnet , i have 1 neighbour and he creeps around using a night site and infra red, i'm convinced he's also seen my arse as he said he'd seen me up on the hill the other day and i know i had a pee there too!
 
oh my god , facebook? FACEBOOK!!
AimeeJai i insist you buy me that ticket to Australia, or the North Pole, whichever is cheapest! i can wear a big hat in both places, no one will recognise me
until i have an incident with either a kangaroo or a polar bear, give it 6 months tops!
 
Shady said:
yes indeed but where?! i'm a walking catastrophy and weirdo magnet , i have 1 neighbour and he creeps around using a night site and infra red, i'm convinced he's also seen my arse as he said he'd seen me up on the hill the other day and i know i had a pee there too!
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Oh god she s wheezing again....and my red wine dribbled down my cleavage...sister suggests a pee before leaving the house and OH thinks a doctors visit required (ignore him he doesn't understand).....I have similar situations arise and just hate winter and defoliated woods especially as I wear hi viz..there is just no cover at all! Hummm where could you move to with freedom to pee undisturbed and unwatched from a distance......
 
I got caught short fence judging at college, out in the back field by the 90 bank, there was a course hold with no one in sight. Quickly nipped to the novice bank to gain some privacy. Mid flow knickers round my ankles a voice from above says sit back and don't fall off there poignantly looking at moi! Died of embarrassment! Thankfully mother didn't come back to that part of the course and rider was too busy to care. As far as I had been aware no one was walking the novice until the next day oops! friend was in hysterics.

Following day we were further down the field, no loo or Bush for miles but situated in knee high grass. Friend devises sitting on the edge of the car to wee out discreetly hidden by the grass from the road. This had worked well until half way through the afternoon, rider jumped our fence and friend jumped out to pee. We had timed you could go just between riders! Rider promptly falls off at the next fence big style causing ambulance, course builder, vet, you name it come charging down the hill and park around our car. Meanwhile I'm shouting at friend they're coming and she's shouting she can't stop. By the time they reached is I'm in hysterics and friend is bright red whilst causally trying to pull her trousers up and clamber back into the car!
 
Oh that's priceless Shady! !! So funny.

If it's any consolation I don't suppose the French guy would be bothered at all, many seem to make a call of nature wherever they like from what ive witnessed!
 
This is better than flashing six male walkers trying to climb a gate in your school skirt before you put tights on. At least I had my pants up though oh I so needed a laugh at the moment :lol:
P.s spat milk on pheasant chick when I read this!
 
This has probably happened to a fair few others.

Out hunting,mounted field go flying off into the far distance, friend and I decide it is good time for a comfort stop. Friend climbs gate into field, does whatever and returns. I climb gate into field, begin and then hear a chorus of " We know what..... "etc as the Huntsman, smiling broadly, followed by all mounted field ride past.

Big horses, low hedge, oops!
 
The Fuzzy Furry said:
Shady, am very sorry to bring this totally shaming (To you) thread back, but a friend got caught out by local farmer late this afternoon, doing exactly the same :biggrin3:
Took me a while to find this thread, but just had to mention it..... :D
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OMG Fuzzy Wuzzy, you are an evil little purple blob, am mentally plucking your fuzz off !!!!!
My cheeks( hehe) are red again just reading this ........ BUT
I can almost top this one , just not sure i can stand the public shame a second time :D
Maybe i will post later.........xx
 
Shady said:
OMG Fuzzy Wuzzy, you are an evil little purple blob, am mentally plucking your fuzz off !!!!!
My cheeks( hehe) are red again just reading this ........ BUT
I can almost top this one , just not sure i can stand the public shame a second time :D
Maybe i will post later.........xx
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You can't leave it at that Shady, you've got to spill the beans ��
 
Same happened to me. Last year, went to watch my cousin do a drive at Oulton Park and my bladder, as usual, let me down about 5 mins away. Asked Dad to pull in and hopped out the car and found a little 'bushy area' (no pun intended!) in the woods and ahh the relief. Then I heard voices and turned around to see that I had parked my white bare behind right next to a bridlepath and there was a lady and a young girl riding past, laughing their heads off. I was mid pee, so there was no stopping, so I just put my head down and carried on. My dad then shouts out from the car, "I bet you weren't expecting to see that out on your hack!"

This is where someone from the forum pipes up and tells me it was them...
 
Shady said:
OMG Fuzzy Wuzzy, you are an evil little purple blob, am mentally plucking your fuzz off !!!!!
My cheeks( hehe) are red again just reading this ........ BUT
I can almost top this one , just not sure i can stand the public shame a second time :D
Maybe i will post later.........xx
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Please do!
 
Luvvit OP! Ohh the shame, nope you'll never be able to look the guy in the eye again, not ever.

I remember a similar sort of incident many years ago now when I was in Pony Club; we went for a Treasure Hunt up on the nearby common, where the military also trained (and still do).

Friend on her pony had to stop off and have a sprinkle. I held hers while she popped behind a bush and did the deed. Then suddenly all the bushes around us started moving!! We were surrounded by young soldiers on training!! OMG was the poor girl embarrassed, the rest of us were just heaving with laughter, hilarious! Don't think she'd ever have lived that one down either.
 
Great thread! Lots of chuckling here! We were out on a hack and some ramblers were ahead, one lady stayed back to have a pee not realising we were following. She got quite shirty about being caught! X
 
MiJodsR2BlinkinTite said:
Luvvit OP! Ohh the shame, nope you'll never be able to look the guy in the eye again, not ever.

I remember a similar sort of incident many years ago now when I was in Pony Club; we went for a Treasure Hunt up on the nearby common, where the military also trained (and still do).

Friend on her pony had to stop off and have a sprinkle. I held hers while she popped behind a bush and did the deed. Then suddenly all the bushes around us started moving!! We were surrounded by young soldiers on training!! OMG was the poor girl embarrassed, the rest of us were just heaving with laughter, hilarious! Don't think she'd ever have lived that one down either.
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Lots of you get caught by soldiers
 
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