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Paddydou

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Te he he! No but he does have full first aid training and some sort of thing thats a bit like life guard but for rivers and sea rather than swimming pools. I will hav eto get you to start smoking so there are no tounges if you have to do mouth to mouth ressus!
 

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Te he he! No but he does have full first aid training and some sort of thing thats a bit like life guard but for rivers and sea rather than swimming pools. I will hav eto get you to start smoking so there are no tounges if you have to do mouth to mouth ressus!

oh lordy,dont mention smoking, hubby is a heavy smoker and his moods drive me crazy,do you want to do a swap,please?
 

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oh lordy,dont mention smoking, hubby is a heavy smoker and his moods drive me crazy,do you want to do a swap,please?

I think there are two main causes for concern here... well three now I come to think of it...

1. Your hubby and I could wind up being a very bad influence on each other and may just have to drag you and my beau along for the ride!
2. Actually I think you will be joining your hubby and I and my poor beau will be corrupted forever (if such a thing is possible) and
3. No excuses would be accepted beau would bundle you into a boat at the earliest oppourtunity and have to paddling for grim death on the nearest bit of water he could find! Be warned he is obsessed! But then he does also like to hide dressed up as a hedge with a gun so don't be shocked if his head suddenly appears from your rhodedendrums (sp)!!!

He would also replumb your house, teach your dogs to beg and find explosives and drugs so you could find the hunt ending up in the local drugs den rather than doing their jobs!
 

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I think there are two main causes for concern here... well three now I come to think of it...

1. Your hubby and I could wind up being a very bad influence on each other and may just have to drag you and my beau along for the ride!
2. Actually I think you will be joining your hubby and I and my poor beau will be corrupted forever (if such a thing is possible) and
3. No excuses would be accepted beau would bundle you into a boat at the earliest oppourtunity and have to paddling for grim death on the nearest bit of water he could find! Be warned he is obsessed! But then he does also like to hide dressed up as a hedge with a gun so don't be shocked if his head suddenly appears from your rhodedendrums (sp)!!!

He would also replumb your house, teach your dogs to beg and find explosives and drugs so you could find the hunt ending up in the local drugs den rather than doing their jobs!

Ooh eck, dont know wot to say now,he sounds crazy- better the devil you know i reckon---
 

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Agh don't wimp out on me now Rosie! Thats not your style! Actually I am trying to encourage him to paddle up a river to a pub tonight... I am hoping for success as I have a craving for guiness!
 

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Well I am certainly not letting you use your illness as an excuse! Where would we all be with out you Rosie! Poor Alec would have no one to help him troll hunt etc.
 
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