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Echo Bravo said:
Starzaan are you sure ??? About the polo playing Millionaire that is. If I meet one I'll send him your way, but what a hussey, first the fit farrier,next the mechanic, where do you stop!!!! And I've been told spanners are in imperial or metric what ever, does that have ketchup on the side??;););););)
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This made me think of "The Ketchup Effect" om You Tube! I can't post a link, as you have to be over 18, and sign in. But, oh dear, it's as good as it was the first time I watched it :)
 
On the basis of 'those arms', thats a keeper.

Think will post the midget thing on my Facebook so many more people can snigger their food or drinks over their computer screen.

Forget the Farrier, you would never relax knowing that on a daily basis lots of 'Starzaans' clones would be throwing their knickers at him.
 
Echo Bravo said:
And the 3 ft midget with 9" tongue and breathing through his ears. OH YUK!! think about the ear tufts:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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You won't notice the ear tufts !!!!!We have a photo of the arms, are you going to do a slow reveal ? A different body part everyday (no smut please) Please tell us he hasn't got 'love' and 'hate' tattoos on his knuckles or a spiders web on his face. Judging by the arms I bet he's got muscular thighs.............
 
Dear Starzan,

I’m so terribly sorry that it has taken so long to highlight the relevant chapters in ' Stalking you man and getting him' with regards to Mr F. As mentioned before the book has been well used and passed down through generations of my family, I might add that it has been highly successful too! However, I now see that you have a nice new man and have no need (at this present time) for the above book. When the need arises - please feel free to ask and I will happily recite some of the book for you. The chapter regarding the correct use of binochulars in a wheat field is a must, as is Looking natural after running down the field when said 'stalkee turns up' is a life saver.

Best of luck with Mr M - he sounds super!!!

LP

(Please note this is a joke!!!!!)
 
I married my Mr Mechanic. They're fab at getting studs in you know! Actually they're very good with their fingers altogether! Farriers just bang away! Lol!
 
You are all crude and vile and I am BLUSHING like two BLUSHING things after reading the utter FILTH that you have just written...

And I don't throw my knickers anywhere thank you...





we all know the welly dance doesn't work if you put knickers on. :D


ETA: I am not normally one for tattooed rugby playing mechanics... but this one has a tattoo of a friendly gingerbread man on his hand. Do we think he sounds perfect for me? Oh yes we do.

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Starzaan said:
You are all crude and vile and I am BLUSHING like two BLUSHING things after reading the utter FILTH that you have just written...

And I don't throw my knickers anywhere thank you...





we all know the welly dance doesn't work if you put knickers on. :D


ETA: I am not normally one for tattooed rugby playing mechanics... but this one has a tattoo of a friendly gingerbread man on his hand. Do we think he sounds perfect for me? Oh yes we do.

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Could you take another one - and ask him to move his hand? Just so we can check out...................buttons or zip? ;);)
 
Groom42, calm your knickers down madam!! Poor mechanic!

I ADORE the gingerbread man... why get a skull or a rose when you could have a gingerbread man?!
 
Well what ever turns you on. Katie Price dress gone back to charity shop, cann't understand it as they kept saying they didn't want it??? Paid a good price for it as well £3.50 and I was giving it back FREE. And what no wellie dance or even Spanner dance (imperial or metric):(:(:(:(:(
 
carefreegirl said:
He could have a tattoo of the sugar plum fairy for all you care ! yous in lurrrve.........
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With Pudsey the puppy, yes... :D and also with the fact that I am allowed to spend hours and hours colouring in the empty bits of tattoo... if you don't have a man with yet-to-be-filled-in tattoos, go and get one, it's colouring in on a whole new level!

Echo Bravo... I am SO CROSS that you took that sparkly little number back to the shop... if you don't turn up to the wedding of the century in a sequin studded coconut bikini, you won't be allowed in, and I might just have to whack you.

And the whatsit wiggle?! No thank you! No whatsits shall be wiggling on my yard, only tweed clad bottoms at mounting block height...

I must go and rehearse the welly dance... I might have to alter the choreography now that I have a foot the size of a small country...

I wonder how one can gyrate one legged with a pained expression, and still look sexy.. hmmmm
 
I wonder how one can gyrate one legged with a pained expression, and still look sexy.. hmmmm[/QUOTE]

I'll ask my hubby ! Brings back memories of our first dance at our wedding tho he does still dance like that. As for the looking sexy, well, beer goggles ?
 
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