OK, dog experts....

[Oberon]

If the dog's nose is sooo very clever.

WHY THE HELL DO THEY SNORE SO MUCH???

I'm trying to watch a DVD on hoofcare, but all I can hear is the old girl wheezing and gasping like a dying man next to me......

SHUUUUT UPPPP!!!

 

[wyrdsister]

Ahh, that one's easy! You're watching one of the Bad Nasty Boxes (TM). These include but are not limited to the TV, the computer, the mobile phone and the e-Reader. Dogs do not appreciate being ignored for the Boxes. The latest gossip on the twilight barking hotline has been how to defeat the Boxes. Snoring is trick 3 of 300 and counting...

 

[Fii]

Snoring not so bad here, but, mine have perfected the raised paw, head tilt and pathetic whinge/whine, wi'll stareing unblinkingly at me act. Apparently it means i havent fed them yet.