OK... so what's the worst thing your darling dog has destroyed?!

A bookcase
2 doors from my parent's brand new, built from scratch house
Christmas turkey 10 mins before it was going to be served
An envelope of exams. Thank god the actual exams inside survived. Could never have forgiven myself otherwise. Can you imagine the conversation? Sorry to tell you this but you're going to have to re-sit your exam because the marker's dog ate it :o
 
A cheque for $10,000 :mad: Note to self, do not sling loose cheque on dresser in the dog room ever again.

Actually I was more hacked off about the new Dubarry (left one) that also got murdered in the attack. What do you do with one functional boot :confused: (Good boots get put in the closet now - lesson learned)

The cheque was replaceable although it did cause some merriment when I produced the soggy remains when I asked for another one (could have been worse, they originally wanted to pay me in cash:eek: and then I'd really have been up the creek without a paddle!)
 
Mickey the Terrible Terrier has chewed:

7 mobile phones (3 taken from closed drawers & 1 from my zipped up handbag others swiped from surfaces i thought were out of his reach)
TV remote control
PC Headsets x 3
Books (too many to count)
Shoes (including one pair of my housing officer's who had called round to discuss a nuisance neighbour)
DVD's - had to move my DVD cabinet out into the hallway behind a closed door but he still does a speed swipe every time he goes out
Pens, lighters, paper, socks, bra, bathmat, basically anything he can get hold off :(

and tonight, a piece of string. in the grand scheme of things, not a big deal to anyone except a very grumpy dad who had used it to mark out lines for new fence posts down at the stable yard. M decided to help with the digging but pesky string was stopping him getting into the hole so he chewed thro it...cue ping ping ping of string coming unravelled all along the line. :p
 
That would be my bathroom floor....
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It got to about twice the size!!
 
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current dog - probably the worst bedlington in the world
... where do i start

most of my very lovely habitat sofa
2 x Radley handbags
any school bag - have now lost count - that my daughter leaves around
Joules gilet
2x joules rather nice riding jackets
at xmas got into the xmas yummy cupboard & consumed £30 worth of champage trufffles/2 bags of jelly beans/ many bags of chocolate coins [left the foil tho] & then projectile vomited around the house

last dog - the good poodle - ate a balloon one day - it re-appered [ as they do] but was "stuck" - rang vet in some panic - explained problem & was told to bring dog in - as we entered - reception staff greeted us by howling with laughter & holding on to furniture - it seemed that they all had wanted to ask what colour baloon was - sat in waiting room with dog - with balloon attached - waiting room had only 2 other clients - supercool rasta guy with very elegant siamese & woman with small child - who of course was loudly transfixed with the poodles' little problem - oooooh the shame:):):)
 
Reading all these makes me realise how lucky I have been over the years. The only serious ones I can remember :

Saffys grand dam ate one of the rear seat belts in my car. Had 2 young children at the time so it was quite important!
Buffy ate a £20 note, it did reappear and after washing I presented the pieces to the bank and the replaced it without inspecting it too closely , well they did ask what had happened.
Evie is probably the worst but even so has really only chewed a couple of slippers, unless of course you count the fact that she is partial to helping herself to joints of meat.:p
Just thought of a couple more, way back I was weaning one of my bitches from her pups, and rather foolishly thought she would be okay left shut in another room for an hour whilst I went out, came back to a destroyed door.
A bitch we took in, bit of a rescue who had many issues, went straight through a window when left alone in the house. Luckily the only damage was to the window, she was fine.
 
I've been reading this thinking mine havent really done anything much.... then I remembered....

THE CHICKEN INCIDENT :eek:

Ever tried explaining to someone that your greyhounds have killed one of their chickens, whilst said greyhounds were still on the lead? :o Not fun :o

Other than that the worst thing was the lurcher pup eating our kitchen - including a huge hole in the plasterboard wall :eek::D
 
Her kennel!!! she started with the door moving to the side of the door then the other side then above the door arch then the roof tar!!! .. Ohh and a lovely new collar all that remained was the metal buckles :cool:
 
My riding hat :o and a mobile phone..........and our massive dresser in the kitchen (she chewed the corners and caused irreparable damage), my late grandfather's chair.........need I go on? :p :D
 
Oh and I have just remembered when our English setter ate an old-style computer mouse with the ball inside. Just after, she ate an entire box of lindt lindor and so started feeling very ill and threw them up. Then she ate loads of grass. We took her to the vets and they x-rayed her to find out what was wrong and there was a mysterious 2p sized mark on the x-ray. The vets thought somebody had put a coin underneath her. Actually, it was the ball from the computer mouse which was blocking her intestines so she had to have two operations: one to remove the computer mouse ball and another to get rid of all the grass :o Funnily enough she now hates the vets.......... They still use her x-ray for training purposes :D
 
LMAO at some of these stories :D

So far Rosie has chewed....

The lead to the keyboard
several mobile chargers
laptop charger
lead to DVD player
Son's birthday cake
numerous shoes, socks, knickers!
Flyn's Equifleece (whilst he was wearing it!)
the mop head
a book
the kennel run fencing
But worst of all - three of my chickens :(

The funniest story though was Badger who ate a whole tub of 100 coloured wax crayons - we had multi coloured poos in the garden for weeks! :eek:
 
Toilet rolls almost daily.
Sunglasses
handbags (several)
clothes (lots)
shoes (lots)
kitchen floor
plaster off the walls
kitchen shelves
frogeye sprite(classic car) history folder (totally irreplaceable but fortunatrey salvageable)
leather headcollar
reins
stirrup leathers
several mops
vacuum cleaner hose
rug
plants/bushes
toliet brush holder (broke when she was stealing the toilet roll that I had hidden behing the curtain on the window sill in the loo)
Lotus works manual
various books removed from the bookshelf
chair cushion
world war two flying helmet(was on top of the fidge freezer)
several chequebooks
computer leads

forgot about the tv remotes She has had rwo) and the £20 note!


So not much really!

She is the most destructive dog we have had.
 
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Crazy_Caz said:
one of the worst things was that she had found a carcass of a badly decompising chicken and she was sick as a dog for a couple of hours after that......:(
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Mate's doberman did this and had to have half his intestine removed due to stuck bones-constant diorreah since then, no fun. :(

rubysmum said:
last dog - the good poodle - ate a balloon one day - it re-appered [ as they do] but was "stuck" - rang vet in some panic - explained problem & was told to bring dog in - as we entered - reception staff greeted us by howling with laughter & holding on to furniture - it seemed that they all had wanted to ask what colour baloon was - sat in waiting room with dog - with balloon attached - waiting room had only 2 other clients - supercool rasta guy with very elegant siamese & woman with small child - who of course was loudly transfixed with the poodles' little problem - oooooh the shame:):):)
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Oh, C, PMSL! Sorry, too much!

Mine have eaten numerous beds-always taken onto the patio via the push-pull system through the dog flap-God knows how given the size of said beds.

Their pedigrees, which were posted to us. The neighbour had no idea what they were and binned them-I just happened to see them in the bin. :eek:

They destroyed several dog flaps due to the insane manner in which they banged through them until we realised a flexible one existed-hallelujah!

Several frogs. Oops. :o

So far, the babies have been stopped from eating anything other than the bench in the garden which they are rapidly destroying.
 
Hooch chewed the plaster work, shoes and buttons/poppers and a couple of pairs of sunglasses.
Tojo did the chairs, books and plants but not much more than that.
 
one day I left the dogs in the car when I popped in to a shop. The car had no tax. When I came back the inspector had just arrived, I looked into the car and they had chewed everything, tapes were ripped out, cardboard shredded It looked like a disaster zone. So I said to the taffic warden "well look at that, the buggers must of had the tax disc too!" He let me off.
The dogs were forgiven (until the next time).
 
Mum and dad rescued a JRT puppy. It ate their kitchen.

Spangles over the years have eaten all sorts including neighbours pets.

My old JRT ate a balloon, which came out in one piece from the other end :eek: and a wooden stairgate and the seals off of the shower and tiling in the en suite in a rented apartment.

Current one has eaten several brand new pairs of shoes, my son's £70 nike trainers the day after his birthday, all of my chair and table legs, a door frame, every single pair of insoles the ex ever owned, various teddies, slugs, snails and worms and a lap top cable. She tried eating a cactus plant about a fortnight ago :rolleyes:
 
Chloe, in her one and only chewing episode, chewed the leg of my MIL's husbands £800 bespoke made wooden table, given to him by someone v v v v high up in politics when he left a job...!
 
When I was a little girl we had a terrier who chewed up an entire feather mattress in the night, and we also had a very anxious rescued German Shepherd who ate through the seat belt the first time she was left in the car.

But my first Golden Retriever puppy ate his licence within ten minutes of bringing it back from the Post Office - I had to take down the mangled spitty shreds and get another one.
 
I have just made OH read through this whole thread. Chloe is the first pup he has owned and he was pretty distraught when she chewed the back page of the new book he was reading and fairly cut up when she chewed a bit of the dado rail and he had to fill and repaint it. When she dug up a patch of lawn and we had to returf he was a bit miffed and when he discovered small teeth marks on the corner of the nice new wooden tv stand I heard a few muttered obscenities. I have said all along that he should be grateful that she is a very good pup compared to some I have known and he is now totally convinced that he has indeed, got off very lightly, so Chloe says thank you to everyone who has contributed so far, she is polishing her halo as I type. Going back to the original subject, when Rosie was a pup she ate Edward bear, my childhood teddy who was approximately 35 years old at the time and Smurph managed a whole box of Belgian choccies in one sitting, I sat up all night wth him convinced he was going to die but he wasnt even sick!!
 
My JRTx decided to eat my husbands passport !! This all happened only a couple of weeks before his stag do so had to take a day off work to spend a day ( and a lot of money !) in London getting a replacement !!
 
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