ok, you know its bad when.....

[milo'n'molly]

You know the dogs rule when....

I'll start with a few,

- You choose the colour of the carpet to be dark enough not show the muddy paw prints whilst at the same time light enough to not show the sandy dog hairs

-His winter wardrobe takes up more space than mine

-I needed to buy him a second toy box to fit all his stuff in

-I plan my days out by where he likes to walk

Theres loads more i'm sure, your go

 

[frankie7]

You have no carpets which makes for easy mopping and wear clothes based on the colour of the dog ( or mud coloured)

 

[Kellys Heroes]

You can't buy the car you want because it's too small in the boot to fit the dogs in!!!!!! (A very sore point with my dad atm....!)

The dog has its own credit card for vets bills....

the vets argue over whos going to see her next as her conditions are usually so unusual...and THEN they ask permission to send skin samples and blood samples all over the world for other vets to see and hold a conference on!

K x

 

[Oneofthepack]

You have a king size bed even though you're single so that the dogs have room to sleep there too

Their food bill comes to more than yours

Your garden is designed to provide the perfect balance between shady sniffing places and race track

I could go on, and on, and on...........

 

[CAYLA]

They have health insurance and you don't

You can't go on holiday because you wont leave them with anybody

You have so many, you have no life

You stress like feck when they so much as fart

There is better ingredients in there food than you own

 

[littlemisslauren]

You groom the dog daily but your own hair resembles some form of bush.

All they have to do is look at you funny and they are whisked off to the vets, but you avoid going to a&e at all costs.

The living room is arranged around one tiny little dog

When buying your first house all you care about is where her crate can go and getting the fencing sorted (the house isn't even finished yet!), lovely carpets have already been sacrificed.

I say 'Daddy' to my dog and she runs to OH.... I'm starting to think I have baby-ed her a bit too much.