OMG this is AMAZING!!!!!!!

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nor have you explored the requirement for ensuring that the meridian energies of horse and rider are aligned before you mount,

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Mount? Why do you need to mount the horse?
 
I never ride my horse because I don't think he likes it and I don't want to upset him - would BooboosTechnique work from a safe distance, do you think??
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I am willing to sign up as an agent for the wonderful BooboosTechnique. Agents can hold evenings in their own home (it is not necessary to be in the vicinity of a horse to appreciate the benefits of this amazing method) serving little bits of cheese on sticks stuck into pineapple and other such delicious treats to their enthralled guests. Each agent must agree to pay £1000 to Booboos.co.uk, and in turn will sell the Technique on at £100 per person to their 20 carefully selected guests. This is the way to unbelievable riches, at the same time as benefitting many otherwise misunderstood horses who's owners have previously been unable to unlock the mysteries of their complex minds.

OMG I should have chosen sales as a career!
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I am willing to sign up as an agent for the wonderful BooboosTechnique. Agents can hold evenings in their own home (it is not necessary to be in the vicinity of a horse to appreciate the benefits of this amazing method) serving little bits of cheese on sticks stuck into pineapple and other such delicious treats to their enthralled guests. Each agent must agree to pay £1000 to Booboos.co.uk, and in turn will sell the Technique on at £100 per person to their 20 carefully selected guests. This is the way to unbelievable riches, at the same time as benefitting many otherwise misunderstood horses who's owners have previously been unable to unlock the mysteries of their complex minds.

OMG I should have chosen sales as a career!
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That'll be 10 quid for using the BooboosTechnique trademarked name please.
 
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