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Don't get me wrong, I do love him (I think) but if anyone would like him for a few weeks that would be amazing.

You have to be prepared to wake up at 4am to a cat purring in your ear, smacking you on the head with his foot, jumping on you, pulling your hair, playing with your phone charger lead, playing with the knobs on your chest of drawers, going under the bed and screaming!, playing with his toys and then screaming cause they are now lost under the settee.

If you feel you can cope with this at 4am then I will post the TC cat to you ASAP :-)
 
I'll do a swap. ;) :p

I have one sweet, gentle, calm and very kind *cough cough* B&W Yorkshire fighting cat that's no bother at all. Honest. :D
 
My three do most of those things too and more like scratching up the carpet, chasing each other round the place full pelt then flying out the cat flap so it bangs really loudly or the most annoying, lying next to me but constantly licking and grooming and forever scratching so it thumps through the mattress. I also usually end up pushed over to the wrong side of the bed to accommodate them.

Since the weather has been nice they have all bogged off out for the night but last night it was raining so they moved back in to torture me.
 
Ha ha! Our cat is the same. My dad gets up at 4am for work, so on his days off she puts her paws under the bedroom door and meows (its not a cute meow its a long whiney meow!) She'll jumps on the bed, taps your face, walks up and down you, then runs up and down the stairs like a wild thing! Metal cats!
 
Lol sounds 'cute'
Well as some may recall I adopted another sisters cat a few months ago as she could not cope with him any more(did the same for my other sister the year before with the lovely late Ernie), he is a whiny Persian!
He likes to wake me up when the sun starts to come up, or whenever he fancies, thinks I should get out of bed and feed him more food (there are always biscuits I hasten to add) and fuss. He tends to sit at the bottom of the stairs and wail up at me! Little devil, he is so cute though, but a total little devil!
So in answer to your OP, sorry but no, already have one :D:D
 
I have a four poster bed and am regularly woken by a black and white fluffy bomb plummeting from the top onto my face.
If you think TC would enjoy this activity please do send him for a holiday - can't imagine two of them doing it could be any more alarming than one and jazz would no doubt love a dive bombing buddy!x
 
He'd love that!!!! I will send him as soon as he's awake as he gets v grumpy if he's woken from his beauty sleep ;-)
 
I'll swop you for my youngest cat who thought it was a good idea to release a squirrel in our bedroom at 5am this morning....
 
I'm ok thanks got two of my own.

One cant eat without her chosen person (who changes on a regular basis) sitting next to her to make sure she is alright, looks at you like your going to kill her despite having lived here for the past 7 years and never having been hurt at all yet sleeps in the bed with you, had to go on anti stress pills when I went to uni as she started pulling her hair out(!), has to have special more expensive cat food or she wont eat it but will moan about being hungry.

The other is a certified nut job! will back flip to catch some thing that goes over her head, fetches, brings stuff she has caught in through the window for a present dead or alive(!), left a massive trail of feathers accross the road one day when she caught a particulary large pidgeon, if she wants to wake you she will stick her claws in your toes or any other part she can find under the covers, scoffs her food like a labradoor and is then sick on a regular basis because she ate to fast, leaves dead creatures in the wardrobe if she can get in, caught a bat the other day.

Any takers?
 
dafthoss said:
I'm ok thanks got two of my own.

One cant eat without her chosen person (who changes on a regular basis) sitting next to her to make sure she is alright, looks at you like your going to kill her despite having lived here for the past 7 years and never having been hurt at all yet sleeps in the bed with you, had to go on anti stress pills when I went to uni as she started pulling her hair out(!), has to have special more expensive cat food or she wont eat it but will moan about being hungry.

The other is a certified nut job! will back flip to catch some thing that goes over her head, fetches, brings stuff she has caught in through the window for a present dead or alive(!), left a massive trail of feathers accross the road one day when she caught a particulary large pidgeon, if she wants to wake you she will stick her claws in your toes or any other part she can find under the covers, scoffs her food like a labradoor and is then sick on a regular basis because she ate to fast, leaves dead creatures in the wardrobe if she can get in, caught a bat the other day.

Any takers?
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These sound like oriental cats....or maybe just wannabes?
 
I've already got 2 Bengals just like this. This is why they get shut out of the bedroom at night although you will often hear scratching at the door and pens appearing under the door...
 
Haha! Mine was mothing last nice as I was trying to sleep, jumping up and down on my window sill before chomping loudly on his "kill"
Lovely at 12:30 when you are trying to sleep!
 
abitodd said:
These sound like oriental cats....or maybe just wannabes?
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Nope just moggy wannabes :cool:

Exibit one certified nutter
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This photo was shortly followed by a live pidgeon

And lab tendancies over food
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And insceure moggy no2
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We also had her brother and he was completly the opposite right confident little chap (and hugely floofy :D)
 
Ha ha, you all should have a look at Simon's Cat on Youtube. It's hilarious and if you are owned by a cat, then you willreally appreciate it.
 
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