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Was in a queue at work today when a friend rang me to see if I wanted a pair of jods that she'd been given but didn't fit. It wasn't til I'd finished talking and looked at the people's faces in front of me did I realise what they'd heard :)

It went more or less like this.....

What size ?
Depends on the cut but I prefer higher cut.
If your boobs weren't so saggy it wouldn't be a problem.
Are they sticky bum ?
No I don't like normal material I prefer sticky bum but thanks anyway !

I think about 20 blokes went off to google sticky bum......
 
Lol the whip and other such sort conversations I have had and been looked at finny are innumerable over the years, I don't bother to explain anymore, I just wink and laugh :D
 
I think the guys at work think it's all super models with perfect figures and hair :) and Jilly Cooper romances.

The zip went in my ariats a couple of weeks ago so asked the guy that delivers there to drop them into the cobbler in town is as parking is a nightmare cue lots of Beavis and Butthead style snorting at the thought of a pair of long riding boots !
 
For a while I was into a hobby of collecting asian ball-jointed dolls. Beautiful/creepy things depending on your point of view.

Anyways, a friend of mine is very into the hobby. We would regularly have conversations when I was on a bus, which could include phrases such as:

If the top of his head keeps falling off use a plaster.
Just stick your finger in and pull it out.
Try using a crochet hook instead then.

And my personal favourite, which did get me an odd look from the guy sitting beside me:

I can't remember how to get his head off.
 
I was out with a friend when a client (I am marketing consultant) rang to talk to me about rates and meeting for another possible client. My friend was p*ssing herself at the looks I was getting after they heard this while we were waiting to get seated in restaurant:


What does he want me for?

Well, I can do that, but if I need to go to Amsterdam it will cost him.

How long will he need me for?

I will need all expenses paid and £XXXX for the 2 days.

God, he's not going to want me to go out to dinner as well is he?

OK, if he's fine with that I will see him in Amsterdam.

:D

My mate said - 'You do realise you sound like a high class call girl!'
 
My male friends think the amount of leather in my car and various whips are wonderful!! Although I gave one of the docs a lift the other week... forgot to pre warn him i was off to the yard as I turned up on the ward in long boots; 'you coming or what?!'.. poor boy!
 
I was talking to my sister about the summer project i have without much thought:

Me: I think she will need to build up some muscle before we can start riding her

Jenna: Hm she has had a man rider her in the past so you should be lighter


Me: Oh i know but she needs to bulk out some more i wouldnt want to hurt her

:cool:
 
I had a Sky engineer doing an installation in my bedroom, and wondered why he raised his eyebrows as he went through the door. Then I realised that I had a couple of whips and a disassembled bridle/running martingale or two lying around, and, wow, that looked... interesting.
 
Love it. Had a similar thing a few years ago. Friend phoned me whilst I was at work and asked if I'd got a couple of different schooling whips she could try and also could she borrow a pair if boots. Cue my answers being yes, I've got three or four different whips and would she prefer short or long leather boots or should I bring both. Several male colleagues had stopped work and were looking at me in a very interesting manner! Oops.
 
My youngest child's reception teacher raised her eyebrows at me and commented about me experimenting with new forms of child control when I dashed in to drop off one morning carting three bridles (one with a curb chain). She was only playing with me as she knows my occupation but did make me think about what random people driving past must think with the amount of leather and bits I often have on the morning walk to school if I am going streight on to work! (This is nowhere near as good as all these though!)
 
Carefreegirl said:
I think the guys at work think it's all super models with perfect figures and hair :) and Jilly Cooper romances.

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OH puts his mates straight......theres no supermodels in skin-tight white jods.....just middle aged women in jeans and muddy boots stinking of 'oss pee, covered in mud/hair/sweat lugging bales of straw around with biceps like Ukranian weight lifters.

Puts em off a bit.....
 
I often get horsey stuff delivered to work as not at home during the day - The look on the guys faces when I open the packages to find my new whips or bits! Its most amusing... no wonder people are scared of me at work :confused::rolleyes:
 
I no longer leave my large collection of whips in the boot of my car. Not since I had driven into work in London, there was a bomb scare (colleague had left his briefcase of top of the car) and as mine was parked next to it, bomb disposal wanted to check it out as well. I don't think I have ever been so embarrassed as they patently did not believe the suited and booted person in front of them that they were for my horse..
 
GlamourPuss86 said:
My male friends think the amount of leather in my car and various whips are wonderful!! Although I gave one of the docs a lift the other week... forgot to pre warn him i was off to the yard as I turned up on the ward in long boots; 'you coming or what?!'.. poor boy!
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My boss once asked if I was a dominatrix in my spare time after seeing a load of bridles, bits and whips in the car :D It was dark so all he saw was leather and "chain" (a waterford bit ;)) LOL
 
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