Out of the mouths of babes...:eek:

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I had to laugh yesterday, my friend had just purchased a lovely little pony called dylan for her daughter, he is only 4 but I have known him since he turned up at our yard at 6 months old, he is the perfect childs pony, so laid back and friendly, I have ridden him and he is ace :D:D:D Anyhow, they came to try him during the week, then to pick him up yesterday. Apparently during that time the daughter (aged 9) had the following conversation with her mum:

Daughter: Mum, hadn't we better choose a nickname for Dylan?

Mum: why?

Daughter: Well we have Daphne and we call her Daffie, We had Granville and his name was Granners, Now we've got Dylan... we could call him Dilly or Dildo :eek: :eek:

My friend then said that she thought dilly was a really cool nickname for dylan, shame, I would have loved to see my friend or her husband trapsing around the field shouting 'DILDO, DILDO, DILDO!!' at the top of their lungs :D

I am pleased to inform you all that Dilly loaded really well and settled into his new home, when daughter got home, she promptly tidied her room so she could go and see her new boy :D the power of bribery :D:D
 
Bless lol.. talking of dildoes...You would have laughed at me at a quiz on Saturday night, we had a sheet with loads of cryptic photos and had to pic 75 music bands out of the photos, and there was a photo of a man and woman facing each other and she had pistols in her hands, but instead of the barrell it was candles, i was saying ermm candle pistols, everyone laughed their heads off saying, erm i think you will find they are sex toys, its sex pistols.. how innocent I am!! lol
 
lol, I have a cat called Delilah, and I frequently call her 'Dilly', and occasionally 'Dildo', in the privacy of my own home.

Unfortunately I also have a horse called Tilda, who I frequently call 'Tilly', and I have been known to call out 'Dildo' to the wrong animal, whilst other people are around :o
 
Not horse related, but my Dad often calls me Fanny (in the same way you might call someone princess/chick etc). I have cringed since my teens but never had the heart to ask him not to. He is in his 80's, so was probably not a slang name for women's parts when he was a youngster. I have 3 teenage daughters myself now, so you can imagine how mortified they are when he calls them that name!
 
CeeBee said:
Not horse related, but my Dad often calls me Fanny (in the same way you might call someone princess/chick etc). I have cringed since my teens but never had the heart to ask him not to. He is in his 80's, so was probably not a slang name for women's parts when he was a youngster. I have 3 teenage daughters myself now, so you can imagine how mortified they are when he calls them that name!
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My dad calls me fanny anne, so dont know if theres somebody behind it all. My name has nothing to do with anne or fanny.

On another note, we took my YO's daughter to try out a friends pony, when asked what she thought of him she said "he was like heaven between my legs" I had to laugh
 
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Reminded me of the time I had to leave the dinner table at my Mums. She kindly bought a new sofa bed for when my husband and I went to stay with them. He is 6'2 and the sofa bed quite small. She very innocently asked him how he had slept and if he managed to get his length ok :0
 
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