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Kenzo

Kenzo

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WARNING to all you ladies who think, oh just this once will be ok.

Lesson number 1

If you have a pair of knickers in your knicker draw that you never ware…..just leave them there, the whole reason you’ve not warn those pants in the past is for a variety of perfectly good reasons such as the following:-

a) You’ve bought them because they looked pretty but there far from practical, comfort was at the bottom of the agenda which you later found this out when you first wore them, hence they never made a second appearance.

b) You’ve been on Seafood diet, you’ve see food, you eaten it! so you put on a bit of stodge here and there since you bought them, they create the most visible knicker line you could ever achieve and act as cheese wire slicing into the fat around your backside.

Lesson number 2

Don’t wear these torture pants with a tight pair of jeans and then actually expect to go riding in them, there is only one outcome = PAIN!

I started to feel a little *ahem* not quite right in the down below region within 5 minutes of the hack last night :confused:, but I battled on, regardless of what self mutilation I was doing to my delicate lady area. :rolleyes:

Only to realise when I got home when I need to go to the loo, I shoehorned my way out of my jeans (that was a task in it’s self believe me) whipped my pants down and arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :eek::eek::eek: I got the equivalent of a Brazilian, but took half my skin with it.

Lets just say it stung some what as I hysterically danced my way over to the freezer with my jeans wrapped round my ankles ( while dog his in her basket wondering what the hell I was doing) for a pack of frozen peas. :D :o

So the lesson in this story is, never be tempted by those evil pants that are calling out to be worn, leave them be for a rain day! :rolleyes:

oh and if I ever invite anyone round for dinner, I wouldn't opt for he petit pois :D
 
Thank you - I am feeling very fat and sad for myself - the chemo is now tough and you have made me feel so much better. Plus the chemo makes me a total baldie all over and also a bit tender in the mouth and other places so I know how you feel.

I gave up wearing thongs several years ago - as you get older the need for comfort is far more important that looks.

Thanks for the giggle, you have brightened up my day.
 
Theresa_F said:
Thank you - I am feeling very fat and sad for myself - the chemo is now tough and you have made me feel so much better. Plus the chemo makes me a total baldie all over and also a bit tender in the mouth and other places so I know how you feel.

I gave up wearing thongs several years ago - as you get older the need for comfort is far more important that looks.

Thanks for the giggle, you have brightened up my day.
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Well I'm glad some good came out of the situation then :D


I've had to resort to wearing a skirt to the office (I don't do skirts at the best of times!)so I can have a bit of ventilation up there, everyone is saying oh god she's got legs, your wearing a skirt because its so sunny/warm etc

If only they knew the real reason! :o
 
oh dear, so glad it isn't just me that makes mistakes like that!
Also been chubbing away, so just comfy pants for me! New saddle has made a big difference to major discomfort and walking issues after hacks!!
 
I love this! Made me giggle into my low fat yoghurt. Oh ok then, my full fat greek yoghurt with honey....

Do not be fooled by large boy short type knickers either though- I rode in these once (with jeans obviously) and a wedgie with all that material is deadly painful.....

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
 
oh my goodness that is absolutely blinkin hilarious! i habe just been in hysterics in my office!! hope you feel less sore soon ;-)
 
Farrierlover said:
I love this! Made me giggle into my low fat yoghurt. Oh ok then, my full fat greek yoghurt with honey....

Do not be fooled by large boy short type knickers either though- I rode in these once (with jeans obviously) and a wedgie with all that material is deadly painful.....

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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AGREED! I had a boy-short-sponsored-ride related incident once. It was NOT pretty!!! Sudocrem is your friend!
 
I love riding in my boy short pants, we hack miles and miles but they never move!! Must be my bum is big enough to keep them in place :p

Hope you feel better soon, cann't think of anything worse to have happen!!
 
I gave up on buying nice knickers for riding - I now have some of the M&S "FULL" knickers (think granny knickers that practically cover your boobs too!)
I'm embarassed to hang them on the washing line - but no risk of wedgies / chafing.
 
clipcloppop said:
kenzo... it wasn't that long ago that you did a 'chafed lady garden' post (if my memory serves me correctly)... i'm starting to see a theme here... hmmm, i might even think you enjoy it a smidge too much... :eek:

:D
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I know, you'd of thought I'd of learnt my lesson before :rolleyes: certainly no enjoyment involved I can promise you that! lol
 
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